HELP!!! logo & branding for my new LED company

Growmau5

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I could really use you guys help. I am thinking about importing a container of chinese made led fixtures.
-I will not alter them in anyway.
-I will mark them up 300%
-I will reference state of the art COB technology, using a mix of colored leds so that the light emitted is a beautiful purple color.
-Since women like the color purple, I will use naked women to market the product.
-i will not use any science or show any results of how the products perform.

I am looking for a catchy name, maybe a play on words. i am having trouble so please help.
So far, I have come up with :

mmOmc LED : it stands for Micro Mole on My Cock. let me know what you guys think. here is the logo.
micromoleoncock.jpg
 
I could really use you guys help. I am thinking about importing a container of chinese made led fixtures.
-I will not alter them in anyway.
-I will mark them up 300%
-I will reference state of the art COB technology, using a mix of colored leds so that the light emitted is a beautiful purple color.
-Since women like the color purple, I will use naked women to market the product.
-i will not use any science or show any results of how the products perform.

I am looking for a catchy name, maybe a play on words. i am having trouble so please help.
So far, I have come up with :

mmOmc LED : it stands for Micro Mole on My Cock. let me know what you guys think. here is the logo.
View attachment 3689438

Nice, but where's the naked chick standing by a plant with a joint? That always makes me examine the ad more closely. I don't necessarily buy anything, but I get very interested in the product for 3-4 minutes.
 
I could really use you guys help. I am thinking about importing a container of chinese made led fixtures.
-I will not alter them in anyway.
-I will mark them up 300%
-I will reference state of the art COB technology, using a mix of colored leds so that the light emitted is a beautiful purple color.
-Since women like the color purple, I will use naked women to market the product.
-i will not use any science or show any results of how the products perform.

I am looking for a catchy name, maybe a play on words. i am having trouble so please help.
So far, I have come up with :

mmOmc LED : it stands for Micro Mole on My Cock. let me know what you guys think. here is the logo.
View attachment 3689438
Off the top of my head, how about FUMV LED'S? (FUCK YOU VERY MUCH) Make very specific, un provable claims, such as " Helps to increase terpine production up to 682.4 percent !"
 
IGP Tech
"It Grows Plants"

Twice the yield as half the wattage HPS for a quarter of the time, just 6 easy installments of half the price.

But wait! ACTION NOW and we'll throw in some macramé straps and this light-up stress anemone. Absolutely free!

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I think it would better to have a name that is similar to a brand that already has a reputation for quality. You could ride the coattails of their success and increase consumer awareness of your product.
A name that is synonymous with celestial greatness. First there was Mars now ladies and gentleman I would like to introduce myself to.....



URANUS led.

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Success guaranteed.

Cheers,
Will
 
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