Help me on on my detox plan!!! its very important!

ok i just recently found a job that i am starting april first. there will be a drug test! here are the details:

i used to smoke everyday from august.
about a month to a monthand a half ago i cut back to about 1-3 times a week. more recently about once ar twice at most. the last time i smoked was tuesday. when i did smoke everyday it took me about a week to smoke an eighth.

heres the plan:
just came back from the store i bought bannanas, plums, red grapes, 2 cases of water and a bottle of 100mcg of vitamin b12.

if i eat these and drink all that and take those vitamins will i pass my test on april 1st?!

thanks for the input.

anyones 2 cents is very much appreciated

Doubt it.....Here's the deal. You smoked ALOT!! You have plenty of thc in your bodily fluids, you cut back but the shite is still there. You cut back some more, but the shite is still there. Only stopping will clear it out of your system and that will take a good month if not more. You can stop now and will still have shite in your system.
Your going to need one of those properly heated fake samples otherwise your playing russian roulette.

If you cant get a "heated" fake sample, Pound the fruits and drinks and give them your 2nd or 3rd piss after waking up and keep your fingers x'd.

You can also pop a few niacin but they are getting better and better at looking for things that throw off tests.

CreepyStevie69 said:

ok i just recently found a job that i am starting april first. there will be a drug test! here are the details:

i used to smoke everyday from august.
about a month to a monthand a half ago i cut back to about 1-3 times a week. more recently about once ar twice at most. the last time i smoked was tuesday. when i did smoke everyday it took me about a week to smoke an eighth.

heres the plan:
just came back from the store i bought bannanas, plums, red grapes, 2 cases of water and a bottle of 100mcg of vitamin b12.

if i eat these and drink all that and take those vitamins will i pass my test on april 1st?!

thanks for the input.

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im sorry but your fucked.......thats alot of bud ma dude. ur best bet is to get somebody to give u a sample ad tape it on your legs and warm it up wth your body heat or sum shit. but im telling u ur not gunna pass the test with your urine bro



goodluck man

dont listen to negativity if you want positive results. It boils down to the actually test itself. Is it hair, urine or mouth swab? lets hope for your sake its urine. Are you owerwheight? The more fat your body has the harder to detox. I would say to contiune eating a high variety of fruits and vegtables. your going to need to consume more water than that. 8 to 10 glasses a day minumum more the better. And i would exercise to get a good sweat going to further remove toxins. If you feel this isnt enough just get sum fake piss from local smoke shop helped me get my last four jobs. When i was in the military we couild pop a horney goat weed pill (herbal supplement for sex drive) into a gallon of water and drink that leading up to our test. It also makes u hump like a rabbit.

haha i saw those horny goat weed pills at the store...

but damn really?

i passed a test in 2 days before. i just drank 3 gallons of water. it worked... fuuuuuck the thing is my step dad got me the job about 2 months ago and i didnt know they drug tested cuz it was new with the new year. so they said i could re take the test and get my job back april first. and i already told my step dad id pass... fuck! i think ill still try to pass it with lots of water.

if i fail again it would look REALLY bad on my step dad considering it already happened. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIIIIIT.

lol now im nervous.