Help!!!

santarosa420

santarosa420

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I ordered a bong online and i need to lie to my mom and tell her its something else. I still live with my parents so if the see me get a big package they're gunna be suspicious and asume its something bad. The bong is pretty big and i expect it to come on a large box with bubble wrap and stickers that say "fragile". SO what can i tell mom if she asks me whats in the package. It has to be something large that is fragile. Any ideas?
 
Greenplease

Greenplease

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Either a vace orrrrrrrr a swedish made penis enlarger, your call..........

Dude your screwed, time to come clean.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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living with your parents is not a good time to order a bong. if they're not cool with you smoking it's practically disrespectful. i assume you plan on using this bong in the house. since it's too late to use common sense just tell them it's a christmas present for a friend.
 
GanJulia

GanJulia

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hahaha WAIT for the package to come and snag it. only option.

or its a vase….If your parents are naive, like mine, it should work. I had a 'mushroom vase' out on the table for like months and no one got it.
 
newdude79

newdude79

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its almost christmas bro..tell her its her xmas present she cant see it. then go out n buy something glass for her for xmas. then go get out ya momma's house!
 
GanJulia

GanJulia

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newdude79 said:
its almost christmas bro..tell her its her xmas present she cant see it. then go out n buy something glass for her for xmas. then go get out ya momma's house!
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oh! good idea! he could be jewish though? late chanukkah? kwanza?! newyear? something! That does involve buying her a glass vase, though haha
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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I'd ask the same thing N'olB. But he has plausible deniability. My brother lived with my mom until he was 23. If he's a minor, he's expected to be this dumb. :)
 
carl.burnette

carl.burnette

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My kids walked out of my room with a small bong/bubbler. asked what it was, I said, "Its a Netty Pot"

Thats one of those little tea pot looking things that you can rinse your sinuses out with.

Tell Mom its a netty pot for your allergies that she had no idea about even though she;s your mom :)

or, you could just go rent a p.o. box & have crap delivered there in private :)

Good luck & ps your parent know.. we always know..
 
ANC

ANC

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Its a blow up doll mom, you know, since I couldn't ever bring a girl here with nosy folks like you.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Aah. My brother brought a wrapped up in paper blowup doll through the living room, all conspicous ya know, as a prank on our mom when he was 17. Hillarious.
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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move out, and then come over when its getting delivered and be like sorry mom i ordered it to the wrong address.. it was supposed to go to my place
 
santarosa420

santarosa420

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Yea i think im gunna tell her she cant know so she thinks its a christmas present. Then ill get her a vase or something. Thanks.
 
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