hey americans

monstagonja said:
sorry i dont think any american would ever have canadia envy...canadia is probably as borings as wyoming
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Dunno, I like to grow pot, fish, and hunt. Canada is probably where I should be. What do I need to do to move out of Obama Nation and head to Canada. Whats their policy on taking American immigrants, lol. I'll move home when Obama gives me my country back.
 
mastakoosh said:
fuck u used to be able to smoke in our dennys not that long ago. whats better than being sloshed off your ass, smoking a cig...eating a moon over my hammy or super bird lmao. fuckin maryland did away with cigs in establishments though. down south definitely loves the waffle house and i think they are even grimier than dennys.
when i was working on the road in south carolina our hotel had a crackwhore who would service anyone for the right rock and she doubled as the waitress next door at the waffle house.....yummm.
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you can still smoke at the denny near me... rural areas dont ban smoking as fast as big citys it could be 2050 by the time shit like that happens here, im 45 minutes from one of the largest citys in america and its still backwards as fuck here


and on the topic of hotties in canada i prefer a snow bunnie over a beach slut anyday
 
april said:
besides free health care, a great education system and a possible futur for my children
Oh and my 21 yr old cousin who makes over 100 000$ a yr in the oil fields he has nothing besides a great life and lots of cash
HAHAHA i think someone has "canadia envy"
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Lets get married so I can become a Canadian
 
I smoke, but I think getting it out of restaurants was a good thing. Bars, not so much, although I haven't been in one in a long time.
 
DarthD3vl said:
you can still smoke at the denny near me... rural areas dont ban smoking as fast as big citys it could be 2050 by the time shit like that happens here, im 45 minutes from one of the largest citys in america and its still backwards as fuck here


and on the topic of hotties in canada i prefer a snow bunnie over a beach slut anyday
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i dont know man...beach babes are already naked...up in the snow there's too many damn layers to peel off before you get to the prize
 
thedoc08 said:
You don't even have to go that far south :P

I went to a Denny's by mistake once in Myrtle Beach and we were the only white people in there. I was legitimately scared for the first and only time in my life. Except for the time I went to a KFC in Washington DC.
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lo.....fucking..l
not shit a kfc in DC
thats a dangerouse place to carry money or food stamps
 
april said:
besides free health care, a great education system and a possible futur for my children
Oh and my 21 yr old cousin who makes over 100 000$ a yr in the oil fields he has nothing besides a great life and lots of cash
HAHAHA i think someone has "canadia envy"
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even better
"canadia envy"
thats like military inteligence

dosent exist



unless your from baghdad
 
Mudslide9791 said:
I like to grow pot, fish, and hunt. Canada is probably where I should be. What do I need to do to move out of Obama Nation and head to Canada. Whats their policy on taking American immigrants
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you're right, there are plenty of rural regions of Canada that would be like paradise to you. but we prefer people from....any other country. :)
 
Thanks for giving us one of the greatest MC's of all time....Tom Green
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We will take back Denny's as soon as you pour all that NASTY ASS CANADIAN CLUB down the toilet! Canadians can't make a whiskey to save their lives.
 
Canada's beer isn't too great, either, but i have high standards. The "Microbrew" fad of the last few decades has made America into the best beer brewing nation. The best whiskeys come from Kentucky and Scotland.

But, anything bad i've said about Canada, i take back now. I forgot about Trailer Park Boys. Now that perfectionist mentions it, yea, Trailer Park Boys makes up for your poor whiskey. Great show! And your weed isnt terrible. Its leaps and bounds better than the shit we get from our Southern neighbors.
 
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