Hey, Michael Jordan! You are an asshole.

Doubtless that those of you not living in this failing metropolis have not had to suffer through Michael Jordan sues Safeway Mania like a few of us had. Not only does the news offer detailed instructions on how YOU can get into the courtroom (FOR FREE!!!) to see this self important gas-bag testify as to his unique and extraordinary value, but they dutifully and slavishly report his every word as if he were a prophet rather than the overpaid, over-hyped piece of shit that he is.

Some highlights: Michael Jordan tells the court how he won't even consider a deal of less than $10 million per year. Michael explains why the Japanese payed him $125K just to talk about a possible deal "There's a price for just talking to me..." What a bloated asshole. When will he be leading the Republicans in a Presidential election? Or will it be Trump/Jordan 2016?

I have just two words to offer you - you pompous fuck.... Bill Cosby.






This is hands down your worst post of all time.


1. He has to protect his brand or it disappears.

2. He donated every penny to Chicago charities.

3. Don't ever compare the greatest of all time to some douchebag so called comedian who happens to be a serial rapist.
 
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Upon seeing that i had to ring the maid's bell so shed change the sofa after releasing everlasting laughing shit stains on it.
 
This is hands down your worst post of all time.


1. He has to protect his brand or it disappears.

2. He donated every penny to Chicago charities.

3. Don't ever compare the greatest of all time to some douchebag so called comedian who happens to be a serial rapist.
So he's good at basketball - that makes him a good person?

Were you touching yourself when you were thinking of him?
 
Good at basketball? No , The greatest of all time.

My brother caddied for him a couple times, real generous guy..not like that cheap fuck Pippen.

He could make a hell of a lot more dough if he wanted to..he doesn't endorse products other than the ones who started him(Gatorade,Haynes, Nike) etc

Fuck Dominics n their shitty steaks...I thought it was a classy move to donate all TEN MILLION to Chicago charities.



Your post makes no sense..why the comparison to Cosby?
 
Good at basketball? No , The greatest of all time.

My brother caddied for him a couple times, real generous guy..not like that cheap fuck Pippen.

He could make a hell of a lot more dough if he wanted to..he doesn't endorse products other than the ones who started him(Gatorade,Haynes, Nike) etc

Fuck Dominics n their shitty steaks...I thought it was a classy move to donate all TEN MILLION to Chicago charities.



Your post makes no sense..why the comparison to Cosby?

Wait ten years or so and you will find out.
 
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