Hiding a couple plants in yard from wife?

Hey everyone! I decided to give growing another try this spring ( live in Rhode Island). Last year I had 5 plants in my garden and my wife was not very happy so after all the hard work I put in I ended up chopping down the 6-7 ft plants after an argument in which I moved out of the house temporarily. This year she wants no cannabis plants even though I have a medical card and all our neighbors grow but I decided at the last minute to grow a few plants and try and hide them on out property. I am growing blueberry this year so hopefully they will be shorter than the ones last year which I didn't know the strain. I have 3 20gal grow bags from last year and I plan to use them although maybe only 2 plants depending. I cannot put them in out garden like last year which protected them from the ground hogs we have in our yard that love to eat them. I'm going to need to stick them around my property along the edge where there is some woods but less light and pretty much leave them for the most part. Any one have ideas for concealment and something to keep animals from eating my plants? Thanks

Put the pots on the crotch of a tree. Or put them on top of a conifer type tree or shrub (example above) so when they grow bushy it looks like part of the tree from a distance. Try to camo the pots as well.

Just a baaaaaaad idea (<imitating sheep) THE LAST THING you ever need is your wife calling the cops on your ass bro...your best bet if your wanting to grow and she isn't so cool with it is to leave her and then grow....or plan b: become the best husband in the world all year and perhaps next year she will be totally cool with it...but growing without her knowing can end truly bad...I used to grow in my dads basement for years when i was young though he never knew about (hes not an attentive person AT ALL!!)..but that was stressfull shit, putting all the time energy money to know that is could be found tomarrow and alot of bad bad shit could go down because of it...we already risk dangers from feds and cops, why add the risk onto your wife and love life as well? Just my personal 2 cents.......On another note if it were me in this situation, I would plant it and hope for the best, considering I always have done it that way...

kotaburnz said:

View attachment 3139729 Put the pots on the crotch of a tree. Or put them on top of a conifer type tree or shrub (example above) so when they grow bushy it looks like part of the tree from a distance. Try to camo the pots as well.

Click to expand...

Totally glanced at those pics real quick thinking those were the plants and I was about to say holy shit bro you really think she wouldnt notice that!?!?!

Another example

Schwagstock said:

Totally glanced at those pics real quick thinking those were the plants and I was about to say holy shit bro you really think she wouldnt notice that!?!?!

Click to expand...

Haha. Guess ive proven a point. Coniferous plants and cannabis have a vaguely similar pattern of growth so one might not see that there are 2 different plants in one if there were cannabis growing atop that bush.

Sounds more like a mother-son situation than husband and wife. Find a new wife, don't go with the first woman you can, try to find a keeper this time.

Or you could tell her its a japanese maple sapling haha. Japanese maple have 7 finger leaves that are pretty much identical to cannabis. Theyre usually red though...

Buy a pair of pants, then put them on.

It might be simpler to get a girlfriend and grow in her yard.....easier to hide from the wifey....

You'll be paranoid all season if you have to hide them from her.. in my opinion anyway.
If you have a good bit of property, I'd go with planting on a part of property that she doesn't go near or you could explain your situation to a neighbor and ask if they'd be opposed to you adding a few plants to their garden in exchange for some bud or help with their plants. Good luck... our significant others can be far worse than any of the pests that destroy our plants. Does anyone have an organic solution for them?

If you have your card, I think she is being a little tooooo controlling.. after all you are a adult and it is legal. good luck.

Invent a cloaking device from spare parts laying around the garage. Or give them active camouflage like the Predator. Jus sayin...

Build a greenhouse, and put a lock on it.

Give her a good fucking, pin her down and while plowing her, tell her, "I want to grow weed."
Then right before she climaxes, ask her if she is OK with it.
She should reply, "Yes Yes Yes" if you do it right.

Do not under estimate this serious situation .. you were correct to confront her over this but ultimately you gotta understand the relationship is on a knife edge .. unless you can explain to her why you need this medicine comparing to the standard meds that one can receive at great cost from the docs, your marriage is on a down hill slope
of my closest buddies (6) 4 have lost their wifes to this drug in the last 2 years, I might add they are perfectly happy with the lifestyle they lead now, but at a serious cost .. I won't have them at my place if they are gonna moan about how much they miss the wife or her cooking, all the wives did not expect to loose their husbands, and are hassling my babe to manipulate therm back to where they belong, caring for her indoors.

"V"

ps grow with a neighbor

No chance of getting a different wife?
Like a mulligan in holf.

Why not just go guerilla grow in a location of your property ?

Maybe she needs the pot more then you do.