High? Read This... Laughter Will Ensue

ruderalis88

Well-Known Member
that is the funniest thing i've read in ages, +rep!


"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"

classic
 
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Priscilla420

Guest
That is funny lol but I find it kinda hard to believe that someone talks THAT much in their sleep...? If it's real, then having a sleeptalking husband like that would drive me nuts! haha
 
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Priscilla420

Guest
do'nt you girls find him very creepy
Yeah, definitely...

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

Wtf man?? If my dude blurted that out overnight I would freak the fuck out.. and elbow him in the face.
 

bobtokes

Well-Known Member
Yeah, definitely...

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

Wtf man?? If my dude blurted that out overnight I would freak the fuck out.. and elbow him in the face.
lmfao thought you were talkin about me for a split second lol
 
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Priscilla420

Guest
lmfao thought you were talkin about me for a split second lol
LOL! No.. I wouldnt have insulted you like that. But that guy has issues. Seriously. I thought I had weird dreams.
 
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