I'll call your $10,000 bet & take your chicken feed $10k life savings ,here's $75,000 in cash money that will be making its way to my safe deposit box next harvest ,but if you think I'm betting $10 grand with a troll snitch on his word your fucking insane.
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I use online transaction escrow services all the time when I buy or sell high end HiFi stereo equipment worth hundreds of thousands ,here's how escrow works,the seller ( You ) sends escrow a certified cashiers check for $10,000,the buyer ( Me ) sends escrow a certified cashiers check for $10,000,the escrow service deposits both checks in their corporate account & notifies us both when both checks clear,then we both contact the escrow broker & outline the terms of the sale/bet,once the terms of the sale or online bet are validated the broker sends the winner a certified cashiers check for $20,000,minus the 7%-10% fee the brokerage firm charges .
You have a bet for $10,000 buck,now you can stop bullshitting & let's do this,we both get certified cashiers checks 1st thing tomorrow & send them via insured overnight carrier to the online escrow service by end of business hours tomorrow .
Now go break the news to your wife you just bet your life savings on Hillary not loosing because the bet is on