Holy fuckin shit!! 'B' CARVED INTO 20-YEAR OLD WOMAN'S FACE... DEVELOPING... SHOCK: M

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

bearo420 said:
mccain to wife # 1 .

"honey, i know you waited 5 years for me to return from war, and were married with children, but im leaving you for this hot blond i just met named cindy. shes got a lot of money and you know this is best for my political career. my plan of getting media attention by turning down release has made me a celebrity, with cindys money ill be president. good bye wife #1, watch the kids, trophy wife #2 Im coming..." The legacy of John McCain

I thought his legacy was going to be dying in office and leaving that bitch Palin as President. Or was it defeating the first half black Presidential candidate? Either way, I'll remember him fondly when he's gone.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

NorthwestBuds said:
Like Palin does ccodiane?

I haven't yet done a Palin......yet.

NorthwestBuds · Oct 23, 2008

I was quoting bearo420 not you ccodiane. You are one of the unfunniest people I have ever read.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

bearo420 said:
"told you id make that pill scandal dissapear Cindy. can i touch you now, please" John McCain

"Can you scratch my back for me Cindy. My arms are all fucked up today."

bearo420 · Oct 23, 2008

"Honey, ive got a headache, what should I take" John McCain.

"John be more damn specific, you know ive got 1100 types of pills and bottles. How the hell should I know, hire someone for that damnit, NOW I SAID!" CIndy McCain

"Yes Ma'am" John McCain

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

bearo420 said:
"Honey, ive got a headache, what should I take" John McCain.

"John be more damn specific, you know ive got 1100 types of pills and bottles. How the hell should I know, hire someone for that damnit, NOW I SAID!" CIndy McCain

"Yes Ma'am" John McCain

"What should you take? I don't know, call Limbaugh. He'll know."

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

NorthwestBuds said:
I was quoting bearo420 not you ccodiane. You are one of the unfunniest people I know.

Funniest thing you've said all year. And it wasn't in the least funny.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

Brains and a keyboard. You guys are half way there.

bearo420 · Oct 23, 2008

i want to write an episode a la family guy of the john and cindy mccain show

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

bearo420 said:
i want to write an episode a la family guy of the john and cindy mccain show

So you can post it here? I'm sure it would be a huge hit, moronic lib audience and all.

bearo420 · Oct 23, 2008

itll open with a giant bottle of pills turning over and inside each pill is a character. but it will be based in the future where obama is president. John McCain works in trophy wife factory, Cindy Mccain is inside of psychiatric hospital because after doing 1100 pills a month for years, shes lost it.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

bearo420 said:
itll open with a giant bottle of pills turning over and inside each pill is a character. but it will be based in the future where obama is president. John McCain works in trophy wife factory, Cindy Mccain is inside of psychiatric hospital because after doing 1100 pills a month for years, shes lost it.

I stopped reading last post. You've got the libs by the balls though, I'm sure.

NorthwestBuds · Oct 23, 2008

ccodiane said:
Brains and a keyboard. You guys are half way there.

ccodiane,

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a doughtnut. Have you ever noticed that when you get behind a keyboard some idiot starts typing? bongsmilie

bearo420 · Oct 23, 2008

ahh, good times. funny stuff. UNSUBSCRIBED now. time spent fighting the inevitable is time lost. obama is ahead and will win. but dont worry CIndy Mccain knows some pills thatll make the sadness go away.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

Damn you guys are slow......I can't even really start having fun until I got abouy 4 of ya's to slap around, simultaneously.

eee · Oct 23, 2008

The assailant was carving in "ebomics"... you drop the first vowel, "Obama" now is said as "Bama". Being in a rush he could only carve a "b". Bada-bing!!

So apparently the attacker not only knows how to rob, beat, punch, steal, use a knife, and spell, but he VOTES too!! Bada-bing!!

Anyway I think Palin is HOT! Too bad the election won't be decided on the web site "Hot or Not"! Bada-bing!!

I really think her last name should be "Impalin", because that's what I'de love to do to her with my penis!! Bada-bing!!

Guys and gals that concludes your comedy for this evening. Hope you all enjoyed it

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

NorthwestBuds said:
ccodiane,

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a doughtnut. Have you ever noticed that when you get behind a keyboard some idiot starts typing?

Ant's go-kart?.. :lol:

..you should apply for one of BO20's writing positions. You guys together; unstoppable.

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

Come on.....come on......here boy.....come on.....

ccodiane · Oct 23, 2008

eee said:
The assailant was carving in "ebomics"... you drop the first vowel, "Obama" now is said as "Bama". Bada-bing!!

So apparently the attacker not only knows how to rob, beat, punch, steal, use a knife, and spell, but he VOTES too!! Bada-bing!!

Anyway I think Palin is HOT! Too bad the election won't be decided on the web site "Hot or Not"! Bada-bing!!

I really think her last name should be "Impalin", because that's what I'de love to do to her with my penis!! Bada-bing!!

Guys and gals that concludes your comedy for this evening. Hope you all enjoyed it