Home Drug Test.Great.

Ok, so last night i was sleeping (around 11:30) and my dad came into my room and said, "give me the pipe." So i act like i don't know what hes talking about, when i do.

I was previously boiling my pipe and rinsed it out in the sink and cleaned it with q-tips. Apparently i missed a piece of resin, and he found it. He used to be a huge stoner so of course, he knew what it was right off the bat, which sucks.

But today, i was talkin to him, and he said, " i might have to invest in some of those home drug-tests like i used to give your sister."

Is there anything I can do right before a test to stay safe...my friend said somethin about adding bleach to your urine?...but i'm not sure what to do...HELP!! haha

Not sure if this works or not, but you can try, i head from a friend that it works great. Go to Wall-Mart. In the sporting goods section, ask them where the water purification tabblets are, buy some of those, then like 1 - 2 hours before the test, take like, 3 of the water purification tablets and down them like pills, he said he was clean as a whistle and they even sent his pee to the lab to get tested. Good Luck Dude...

-=Scepter=-

you are both scaring me.

And why is that Might I Ask?

Man, if u dad isnt gonna watch u piss, just use someone elses urine. K.I.S.S.

my dad would kick the shieet out of me. it's his house. i did my best to respect that. he threatened me with tests so i cleaned house. got high at a friends then moved out. that's just me though.
as far as water purification tablets, i could just be dumb but that just sounds very dangerous. not something i would attempt. is there a warning on the package?

Dont know havent tried it yet... I will go check it out tomorrow, My buddy said it was fine, after all, it just cleans water... But just to keep it on the safe side, wait till I, OR, Someone checks it out first, then if it doesnt say anything about being toxic or dangerous to health, i will try to find one of these home drug tests and test it on myself first just to keep everyone safe... sry, i was just trying to throw an option out there, didnt intend to try and get someone hurt... Peace...

-=Scepter=-

Ok, i was looking it up on the internet and this is what I found from some peoples posts on Hightimes.com - pee test stuff...

["JO on Sun 09, Oct 2005 22:22 Directions To Pass UA 100% Pass
****Will Not work if you don’t follow instructions****

Product: Porta Aqua (Wal-Mart)
Water Purification Tablets They cost about $5.00 and are located in Camping section.

- 4hrs before UA start by taking 2 white pills
-Then 1 hour later take another white pill
-Then 30 Min later take 1 charcoal (grey) pill
**Important notes**
During the 4hr process you -MUST piss 3 times
-Drink AT LEAST 7 to 8 glasses of cold water. HUGE - like 22oz to 44oz
-DON'T drink warm water
-Use tap water
Really this works!!"]

["mr420 on Sun 27, Feb 2005 11:25 heres how to pass a pee test...get WATER PURIFICATION TABLETS...they are found at your local wal-mart or k- mart type stores...in the camping section in a very small bottle...they only cost about $5. I smoke a big fattie the nite befor the test and right away start drinking cool-aid mixxed with about 6 of these tablets drink about a gallon or so the night b4 and as much as u can the day of the test...now this is the important part....drink some chocolate milk right b4 u go into the test(this will put color back into ur system) and then go pee. IT WORKS...i know it seems hard to believe because it only cost 5 bucks...BUT IT DOES WORK"]

Ill look for more here in a bit, but i am going to go eat somethign... :STARVING TO DEATH: So... have fun..

-=Scepter=-

i am dumb.

Is that sarcasm... i cant hear the tone of your voice... Im sorry, im not trying to make anyone mad, and I very well may be WRONG. So... I really dont know.

drochoker said:

Ok, so last night i was sleeping (around 11:30) and my dad came into my room and said, "give me the pipe." So i act like i don't know what hes talking about, when i do.

I was previously boiling my pipe and rinsed it out in the sink and cleaned it with q-tips. Apparently i missed a piece of resin, and he found it. He used to be a huge stoner so of course, he knew what it was right off the bat, which sucks.

But today, i was talkin to him, and he said, " i might have to invest in some of those home drug-tests like i used to give your sister."

Is there anything I can do right before a test to stay safe...my friend said somethin about adding bleach to your urine?...but i'm not sure what to do...HELP!! haha

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Okay so your 17 years old, your old man flpped out when he seen some res in his sink in his house. Whats he gonna do when he finds your little grow op?

MajoR_TokE said:

Okay so your 17 years old, your old man flpped out when he seen some res in his sink in his house. Whats he gonna do when he finds your little grow op?

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Ok, first off, where did it say he was 17? Didnt see that part, sry.. anyways, and second, that is kinda funny now that you say that, Grow OP In fact, where exactly is your little Grow OP if I may ask... that would suck if he stumbled apon it doing a little random search...?

Must be 19?

Heres what you do.
First, send everything to me. Your stash, pipes, any "paraphenalia", plants etc. I will keep them safe. }
Second,when you're taking the test, act like it burns when you pee. Scream and hold your manhood yelling "Oh the fires of hell have got me!!!", while clutching the wall and the back of the toilet.
It should work.

lol, thats funny poke.

drochoker said:

Ok, so last night i was sleeping (around 11:30) and my dad came into my room and said, "give me the pipe." So i act like i don't know what hes talking about, when i do.

I was previously boiling my pipe and rinsed it out in the sink and cleaned it with q-tips. Apparently i missed a piece of resin, and he found it. He used to be a huge stoner so of course, he knew what it was right off the bat, which sucks.

But today, i was talkin to him, and he said, " i might have to invest in some of those home drug-tests like i used to give your sister."

Is there anything I can do right before a test to stay safe...my friend said somethin about adding bleach to your urine?...but i'm not sure what to do...HELP!! haha

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still not sure of your age but if your over 18 why dont you just tell him 2 fuck off?if you gotta go then go or quit smoking.cuz if you dont know when hes gonna spring that test on you there will be no way 2 prepare.

that water purification idea might be bad. the dude that tried it out drank alot of fluids, and home tests are known for having the most reliable results. they might not be poisionous, but why would u want to put straight chemicals in ur body? like i said before, just use somebody elses piss. keep it warm and shoot a lil of urs in their to add foam if it needs it.

if u are still living with ur parents, u probly shouldnt be smoking too much anyway. u have more important shit to do than get wasted all the time. and if u dont smoke very often, just make sure u drink alot of fluids to clean ur system if u think ur gonna be tested.

the thing is tho, if ur dad used to be a smoker, he probly realises how pot isnt all that damaging. hes just tryin to make sure u dont fuck up. my step dad used to fuck with me when he first figured i smoke, but after i showed him that i dont care that he knows, and i showed him that im respnisble about shit, he chilled out.

o yeah, n if u want to add color to ur piss, use vitamins. more healthy than choc milk, and they def work. just take two daily's that have B vitamins n u should have darker urine.

Thanks a lot Scepter. I don't think he will be testing me in the next week anyway.

Scepter1987 said:

Is that sarcasm... i cant hear the tone of your voice... Im sorry, im not trying to make anyone mad, and I very well may be WRONG. So... I really dont know.

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no sarcasm. in my post i stated..."i could be dumb.......", you clarified it for me. i was admitting my error.

Scepter1987 said:

Ok, first off, where did it say he was 17? Didnt see that part, sry.. anyways, and second, that is kinda funny now that you say that, Grow OP In fact, where exactly is your little Grow OP if I may ask... that would suck if he stumbled apon it doing a little random search...?

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He is 17.. https://www.rollitup.org/indoor-growing/5790-whats-wrong-my-plant.html