honey, can you wake up and pass the bong.

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

just read 40 pages on a thread and my brains dead.

name your funniest couple or friend high moment.

i can only imagine the things im gonna hear

mike.hotel · Jan 23, 2013

My best ones usually involve a naked chic laying in front of me packing a nice bowl.......before or after.

UncleBuck · Jan 23, 2013

is your man still prematurely ejaculating?

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

bearskin rug?

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

it was not pre-mature, it was to soon considering the lack of closeness, but its water on the bridge, all lot of water :shock:

UncleBuck · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
it was not pre-mature, it was to soon considering the lack of closeness, but its water on the bridge, all lot of water

you saying he's spraying with a fire hose?

i can go the distance*, but i do cry for about three hours after sex.

*'going the distance' refers to 14-18 minutes of sexual intercourse.

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

bahabaha no fire house, my reference was deeper than that haha, we have set records im sure, it was lack there of of closeness that accounted for the original time haha

UncleBuck · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
bahabaha no fire house, my reference was deeper than that haha, we have set records im sure, it was lack there of of closeness that accounted for the original time haha

this thread is useless without pics.

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

of what? fire hoses!

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

of what? fire hoses!

Krondizzel · Jan 23, 2013

Sidekick, are you going to be a regular or just stalk dannoo's hobby?

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

haha thanks for asking, i dont "stalk", and i like it on here, everyone i have come across seems really chill.

Krondizzel · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
haha thanks for asking, i dont "stalk", and i like it on here, everyone i have come across seems really chill.

Just double checking. So.. you gonna help your b/f out or what? He's doing a pretty good job so far

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

i cant really help him considering he has everything figured out, if i was to ruin anything he would chop my hands off

Krondizzel · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
i cant really help him considering he has everything figured out, if i was to ruin anything he would chop my hands off

Remember this, I've trained him to hack them bitches down in 2 seconds if you decide to go haywire

Don't try no funny shit.

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

haha i watched my mom do the same shit with her boyfriends, and i dont have respect for that, i may have my "asshole" moments but i love him enough to know that i dont wanna crush something that brings him so much joy.

Krondizzel · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
haha i watched my mom do the same shit with her boyfriends, and i dont have respect for that, i may have my "asshole" moments but i love him enough to know that i dont wanna crush something that brings him so much joy.

I wish my best friend of 6 years and ex girlfriend of 2 years actually meant it when she said the exact same thing. Bitches be crazy.

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

haha im not crazy, im the kinda girl most people label as "clown", and if your not aware im as deep as he his, and im the one with a slight record.

Krondizzel · Jan 23, 2013

Stonerssidekick said:
haha im not crazy, im the kinda girl most people label as "clown", and if your not aware im as deep as he his, and im the one with a slight record.

My record is long listed, mainly because of spiteful women

Stonerssidekick · Jan 23, 2013

mines from young stupidity with traces of pot

honey, can you wake up and pass the bong.

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