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bobtokes

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #1

i was on the floor for half an hour laughing at this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-999-to-complain-about-prostitutes-looks.html

 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #2

Headline for people who wont click the link.

Man dials 999 to complain about prostitutes looks.

Too funny, guy's saying she has breached the sale of goods act (uk law)

 

guy incognito

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #3

is 999 the uk equivalent to americas 911?

 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #4

guy incognito said:

is 999 the uk equivalent to americas 911?

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Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #5

I love it!

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #6

dr.gonzo1 said:

Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

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Ok if they then stripped I'm in. Unfortunately until then I want me some men with guns LOL

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #7

Hookers in the uk(call girls) have the most atrocious accents, i would pay them to be quiet.

 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #8

curious2garden said:

Ok if they then stripped I'm in. Unfortunately until then I want me some men with guns LOL

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Nah, we use sarcasm as a deterent here. Guns are for farmers.

 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #9

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:

Hookers in the uk(call girls) have the most atrocious accents, i would pay them to be quiet.

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Scheme/estate accents can be rather rough on the ear.lol

 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #10

I drove KK down a dodgy back street today and as uusual it was full of a multitude of fluorescent Lycra clad whores everywhere. About 12-18 in a 40 metre road!! Only 4pm in the afternoon so I can't imagine what it's like at night. It's legal here though. If the 'profession' was based on looks none of them would get work!

 

Granny weed

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• Jun 20, 2013

• #11

dr.gonzo1 said:

Yup. Except our police turn up armed with a whistle, stiff upper lip and supierior sounding accent.

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And about 5hrs after the incident.

 

TokaLot

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2013

• #12

bobtokes said:

i was on the floor for half an hour laughing at this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-999-to-complain-about-prostitutes-looks.html

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That shit is funny i would send a officer out and tell the officer to say that the girl is gorgeous and make the dude still pay cause he is a total dumbass lmao!