How Far Up Your Shaft Do Your Pubes Go?

DutchKillsRambo said:
So I've been in a bit of a dating slump last few months and basically just left my downstairs alone like an old recluse and the lawn in front of his cabin. I basically kept up a buzz like once a week for the last few years. I need the illusion of all the extra length I can get.

Went to tame the beast just now and saw that my pubes are actually migrating up my shaft, like full length hair I'd say 40% of the way up. Sporadic, not dense, but still there nonetheless.

I'm not even 30 yet, am I destined to have some type of horrific were-penis? Should I even care?

Or should I start rogaining the whole thing every day till I can get on freak porn?

Thank you for your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle.
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You are on Stage 6 or 7, science has only charted up to 5. Your condition seems publishable, you should make a few phone calls and earn some cash...
 
Wait a second.........you mean your pubes are supposed to start at the BOTTOM of your shaft and grow UP? Not the other way around?
 
tyler.durden said:
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You are on Stage 6 or 7, science has only charted up to 5. Your condition seems publishable, you should make a few phone calls and earn some cash...
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I'm thinking freak porn more instead of scientific research. Though that could be the hook:

Nurse- "Doctor the Wolf-Dick has escaped! We have to run!
Me-"He's already here. Awoooo!" as a cock that's more fur than man is unleashed on the unsuspecting masses.

I'd watch it.
 
We need more women in this section.. Shit even dudes acting as women. This shit is getting out of control

What kinda nipples do you prefer on a girl?

I like a little darker than the skin, 1/4 nip, quarter to half dollar sized areola.. Also a plus if a baby hasn't gnawed on them for years they end up like tire rubber
 
Indagrow said:
We need more women in this section.. Shit even dudes acting as women. This shit is getting out of control

What kinda nipples do you prefer on a girl?

I like a little darker than the skin, 1/4 nip, quarter to half dollar sized areola.. Also a plus if a baby hasn't gnawed on them for years they end up like tire rubber
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whats a 1/4 nip?
And amen on the rubber nipples..
 
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