How much weed is a blowjob worth?

Brick Top

New Member
funny, last night a back rub lead to nookie.

total cost of back rub: $0.00

That's cool, especially since it was with some dame that you have never spent a single penny on in your entire life.

There are exceptions to what I originally said and then followed up on. I never said each and every piece costs you. Weddings have gotten me some free and parties, a couple concerts and other things too have resulted in some free, but those sort of things are, as I said, exceptions and not the majority of times a guy gets some in his life.

But you might have noticed that if you read what I said as it was written, as I clearly stated when saying how men can end up paying, each thing mentioned started with "IF," as in if you buy flowers, if you pay for dinner, if you buy her a car, etc. That means there are exceptions. But "IF" you pay, even indirectly, you are still paying.

Possessing something called reading comprehension is important. It clarifies things. You should really work on building yours up.

When you're in the fourth quarter of life look back and think about all the times you got laid, at least all those you can remember, and you will realize that most times you ended up paying in some way or another.
 

ML75

Active Member
Any girl that would suck my dick for weed is a girl I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near. Though it's possible I'm only saying this because I don't know any women that would do that sort of thing. The ex-mormon is so adorable! =)

hypothetically speaking
 

ML75

Active Member
i have a half right now ml75.. =) fresh larry og.. you might want more then that tho.. =) j/k my lady would cull me like a male plant balls first + shes got some really good coochie... hahahaha
shes very pretty too if thats her in the pic.
and you crazy lol ! <3
 

ML75

Active Member
do any of you actually have a wife or girlfriend that you LIVE WITH..? THAT my friends is really paying for it.. not this free love college b/s if you have a roommate, your excluded.. lol youll know what paying for it means but right now enjoy mommy n daddy paying for school

guess this is how my husband feels ;) LOL!!! those are true words spoken
 

SFguy

Well-Known Member
YA THATS HER ML.. we been together for some years now.. lol almost 5 and shes still not buggin for a ring (yet) OR KIDS and lets me blow up the garage... shes perfect
and bricktop you the man i wish people posessed more reading comprehension it would prevent alot of CHILDISH arguements here, but then again these forums are riddled with children..
 

ML75

Active Member
YA THATS HER ML.. we been together for some years now.. lol almost 5 and shes still not buggin for a ring (yet) OR KIDS and lets me blow up the garage... shes perfect
..

she is a very lucky woman for you to talk highly of her when she is not around. you my friend are a good guy.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
I am guessing Uncle Buck is about 60 and lost his virginity in 2004 when Finding Nemo was out on DVD lol.
i have posted my face on here before. if you think that i am 60 years old, i will take that as a compliment. it means i chapped your ass in more political discussions than you can handle without lashing out like child in an unrelated forum.
 

sso

Well-Known Member
you are still fighting with children then, as you put it ;)

and you are not acting like an adult, politician maybe, but not an adult.

chapped your ass? lol, why you gotta put people down to try and look bigger?

you feeling inadequate?

why? you are a perfectly capable and clever fellah (cant be too stupid having grown for years in this inhospitable climate ;))

(of course im just chapping your ass mostly ;) (i dont entirely or at all have to be right about this ;) lol)
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Possessing something called reading comprehension is important. It clarifies things. You should really work on building yours up.
my reading comprehension is just fine.

the issue here is certain boastful, long-winded, cranky soreheads who try to make acts of kindness and love towards my wife equivalent to handing some filthy skank $20 for a quick handy behind the local flying-J truck stop.

and for your edification, we split all our bills. her family being wealthy and all, she sometimes splurges to go on vacations and trips that are outside of my price range, although i contribute what i can.

thus, by your logic, which i will refer to as "john logic", she is paying me for sex.

have fun with your craigslist skanks.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
you are still fighting with children then, as you put it ;)

and you are not acting like an adult, politician maybe, but not an adult.

chapped your ass? lol, why you gotta put people down to try and look bigger?

you feeling inadequate?

why? you are a perfectly capable and clever fellah (cant be too stupid having grown for years in this inhospitable climate ;))

(of course im just chapping your ass mostly ;) (i dont entirely or at all have to be right about this ;) lol)
i just find it funny that certain members want to drag political feelings into non-political threads. i usually take off my golf shoes once i walk off the course, if ya catch my drift.

but ya got me on the arguing with children part. ;)
 

sso

Well-Known Member
i just find it funny that certain members want to drag political feelings into non-political threads. i usually take off my golf shoes once i walk off the course, if ya catch my drift.

but ya got me on the arguing with children part. ;)
oh im a tease :) , though yes i cant say you are too rough. (well, depending on who´s on the other line, you never know.how much of an impact your words really had..)

but politics, bah!

lol , yeah, guess there are reasons to be overly political these days.. more and more i just dont participate, i have a feeling things are coming to a crash, whether or not a "rebellion" starts lol.
though crash might be a misnomer, the way things are run these days, will lead nowhere but into the ground.

actually though, there seems to be hope of a better change and leading not into something so radical. but the future is somewhat fluid and in motion (though probably depending on the view (er))

mjeh, things go on. thats for sure, we are far greater at survival than cockroaches (barring nuclear holocaust lol)
 

Brick Top

New Member
my reading comprehension is just fine.
If it were you would not have been confused by the usage of the word "if" and then not said at least some of what you went on to say.


have fun with your craigslist skanks.

No, not craigslist, Eros Guide .... www.erosguide.com .... and yes, I will continue to have fun with those I 'rent.'




As David Bowie sang in "Suffragette City," Aaaaaah, Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am!



 

Gyroscope

Well-Known Member
my reading comprehension is just fine.

the issue here is certain boastful, long-winded, cranky soreheads who try to make acts of kindness and love towards my wife equivalent to handing some filthy skank $20 for a quick handy behind the local flying-J truck stop.

and for your edification, we split all our bills. her family being wealthy and all, she sometimes splurges to go on vacations and trips that are outside of my price range, although i contribute what i can.

thus, by your logic, which i will refer to as "john logic", she is paying me for sex.

have fun with your craigslist skanks.
Wasn't the question how much weed is a blowjob worth ?
No one gives a shit that you have to give your wifey a little backrub in exchange for sex. If you don't like blowjobs from women what are you even doing in this one.
I think I hear your wife calling Bubburs.
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
What if a girl started this thread e.g. it was the other way around?
That would be really hot if a girl offered me weed to 'eat her'.
 
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