How much weed is a blowjob worth?

SFguy

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thats just the way it goes you know that once your comfortable its over lolz im in the same boat no more blow jobs ever hahaha n i started out geting them for no good reason but those days r over lolz..... this is to funny i hear u...

i love head for no good reason.. but this couldnt be a more true statement... pretty much the same thing i said back on page 3 or 4 and to pj... that sucks i just let her know my dick wont suck itsself.. she didnt care
 

JamCE

New Member
I love the responses here! lol You have a great trade between a bit of weed and a blowjob...I would milk it for all it's worth! LITERALLY! hehe
 

UncleBuck

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I do have to pay for sex with the young hotty escorts I rent. But they are not the only women that I fire off the heat seeking moisture missile with. But then, just like you, even with them in most cases there is still some form of indirect payment. Dinner, some drinks, a movie, flowers (but you don't give them candy, it goes sraight to their hips and ass) a weekend ski trip, or whatever.

Those are things that make a female happy and make them like you more and the happier they are with you and the more they like you the more they are attracted to you, and the more they are attracted to you the more apt they will be to get on their knees for you and or spread their legs for you.
i'm glad that you are not my dad, because this is the worst advice anyone has ever uttered.

you clearly have very little idea of what actually 'makes females happy', although your understanding of what can make a hooker more likely to put out is spot on.
 

jpill

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How did this thread go from "How much weed is a blow job worth " to a fucking thread venting on prostitutes and how to treat women??

Just answer the damn question , How much weed is a blow job worth.? In my case when i was 16 , an eighth of seedy mexican weed was enough to charm a little bigg titty slore into slobbing on my johnson for a few minutes.
 

cannofbliss

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although i dont really agree with bricktop about a majority of the issue...

his evaluation based upon "paying" for some does add up...

think about it how much did an engagement ring cost, a wedding ring, and all of the dinners drinks and dates... the list goes on and on and on...

i think what he so poorly was trying to convey was that YES even though you do or "pay" for these things out of love...

when it comes down to the nitty gritty based upon a strictly factual and only on a monetary basis...

you are really paying for it somewhere along the way during a relationship whatever way you look at it... ;)
 

UncleBuck

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although i dont really agree with bricktop about a majority of the issue...

his evaluation based upon "paying" for some does add up...

think about it how much did an engagement ring cost, a wedding ring, and all of the dinners drinks and dates... the list goes on and on and on...

i think what he so poorly was trying to convey was that YES even though you do or "pay" for these things out of love...

when it comes down to the nitty gritty based upon a strictly factual and only on a monetary basis...

you are really paying for it somewhere along the way during a relationship whatever way you look at it... ;)
my wife and i split our expenses, i treat her to dinner as often as she treats me.

and although i did fork out a few grand for a ring, her family forked out ten times as much for the wedding.

so tell me, is my wife paying me for sex by bricktop's "john logic"?

LOL!
 

cannofbliss

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my wife and i split our expenses, i treat her to dinner as often as she treats me.

and although i did fork out a few grand for a ring, her family forked out ten times as much for the wedding.

so tell me, is my wife paying me for sex by bricktop's "john logic"?



yes exactly... but only upon basic sad sad cold heart mathematics ;)

a marriage is a partnership and should be treated as such and your views on it are SPOT ON...

but if you look at the situation like a heartless calculator then yes you both are paying eachother for sex LOL ;)
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
Brick
Top
Has
No
Game...

damn wtf, ever heard of a pick up line on a girl who already has a drink in her hand? its not that complicated.

i bought several men xmas presents... does that make me gay by some odd BT property?
 

UncleBuck

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yes exactly... but only upon basic sad sad cold heart mathematics ;)

a marriage is a partnership and should be treated as such and your views on it are SPOT ON...

but if you look at the situation like a heartless calculator then yes you both are paying eachother for sex LOL ;)
well said, good sir.

bricktop's formula is a perfect one for loneliness and sadness.
 

UncleBuck

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my wife and i split our expenses, i treat her to dinner as often as she treats me.

and although i did fork out a few grand for a ring, her family forked out ten times as much for the wedding.

so tell me, is my wife paying me for sex by bricktop's "john logic"?

LOL!
holy shit.

i just realized that by bricktop's "john logic", my wife's parents are paying me to fuck their daughter!

they have made more "indirect payments" for our sex than i have ever made to my wife. they must really want grandkids!

alternatively, they may just be doing what it is that people do, without viewing every kind gesture as a well-concealed ploy for sex.

i bought my brother in law a popcorn maker. do i get a handy now?
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
holy shit.

i just realized that by bricktop's "john logic", my wife's parents are paying me to fuck their daughter!

they have made more "indirect payments" for our sex than i have ever made to my wife. they must really want grandkids!

alternatively, they may just be doing what it is that people do, without viewing every kind gesture as a well-concealed ploy for sex.

i bought my brother in law a popcorn maker. do i get a handy now?
yup, bet you didn't know that you were gay. wife is going to be disappointed. :mrgreen:

im glad ur here UB.
 

lokie

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holy shit.

i just realized that by bricktop's "john logic", my wife's parents are paying me to fuck their daughter!

they have made more "indirect payments" for our sex than i have ever made to my wife.
In that light my ex-inlaws hosed me raw. They bestowed upon her was the skill to be a lowlife, air thieving, C@@T whilst bragging about their income.
 

lokie

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well if you don't want to pay for it in any way form or fashion do it your self.

insert your own google search here.:o
 

UncleBuck

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my father in law took me golfing again today. pretty soon, the family is going out for dinner at a pretty top shelf restaurant, same as the last 2 days.

do i have to do anal for him now?
 
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