How to be a polite pothead/ what are your rules?

i wear a suit whenever i buy any kind of drugs.
build up a healthy vocabulary so you can express yourself in an educated manner.
try not to curse it makes people sound stupid because they cant think of anything better to say.
Dont portray yourself as a dumb stoner
keep a low profile.
stay calm when buying drugs.
most important, make educated decisions use your brain, if a deal seems to shady dont do it, if its to good to be true, it probably is and you are going to get screwed over somehow.

BTW i pay 25$ 1/8 of dro and up to 80$ 1/8 for haze (roll up a .3 joint and it gets me where i want to go, compared to the 1gram+ i have to smoke of the dro.)

I pay 100 bucks a whole 50 a half OZ ...sometimes its good sometimes its regular but hey i cant complain about the price. if i want some dank seedless shit i pay 50 1/8 and 300 for a oz

one thing that pisses me off is if you say ur gonna smoke with some one for a favor (quid pro quo).... then you hit the pipe over n over then give me the last hit. its kinda like what the hell was the sense in that? ewww

and that reminds me ....if the pipe is beat and you hand it to me and i get a mouthfull of ashes...... that really sucks

ouch i think i'm guilty of alot of those, i always have to smoke and buy from friends because i dont have a dealerl, at least i always have papers and a lighter ^^

i dunno how much 1 oz is, but here in switzerland we pay like 9-10 dollars for 1g

so 5 gram 50 bucks is what we usually get...

Be polite. If you stroll in and people are hitting the pipe, ASK if its cool to hit it. Nothing is more annoying than someone assuming its cool. Most people are happy to share as long as your not a dick.

If there is a beer run, call for pizza, etc... throw in 5 bucks.

If your hitting a bong, don't tip that fucker over like a clumsy douche. Bong water and carpets don't mix. Its amazing how clumsy people can get when blazed, don't be that person.

Say thank you. Again politeness goes a long way. Share and share alike.

You can call out anyone that is spaced out and forgets to pass. You don't have to be an ass though. Some people get REAL aggro/abusive and it makes you wonder why they even GET high. All you have to say is, 'Yo hit that and pass it bro' we all get spaced from time to time. That IS part of the reason your sparking it up right?

And finally: If you don't know who to pass it to next, pass it to me.

Green Gaia said:

Hi everyone! I am new to this site, but I think it's fantastic. I am currently having a love affair with weed, I want to learn more about it, and maybe someday grow my own. What I want to know is....
Well, I am fairly new to the world of pot and I don't want to break any rules, or look like an idiot. I have a dealer I trust, but I don't think his weed is that good ($60 for 1/4). I want to look for better stuff without offending him.
Also, I want to know what are common newbie mistakes when it comes to buying weed.
I know a few things: Don't lick other people's baggies, don't be an obvious idiot. I want to know more, i want to sink into this culture and not look new.
Thanks!

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Smoking weed is not a club.
It's basically something people to do that's an illegal recreational activity.
The etiquette of smoking/buying weed is not "Rocket Science". Just use common sense.
I've been smoking for more than 25 years and some of the habits I've developed over the years are:
1- Only trust people that you know very well.
2- Don't share with you people you don't know.
3- I never share a joint/blunt with more than 2 people (hygenic reasons).
4- When at a party, I go to parties stoned. Or go back to my car to get stoned. I try not be rude by avoiding confrontation.
5- I never ask someone to get in on the passing of a doob/pipe. If they offer I usually turn it down because I'm a paranoid freak.
6- Never carry more than what you need to get stoned that day.
7- I keep my stash hidden in several different areas in my home.
8- Keep an extremely low profile, Stay away from wearing any kind of clothes that says you smoke weed.
9- I always have a handy Visine bottle somewhere close.
10- Don't ask people you don't know personal questions.
11- Don't share your opinion with people you don't know.
12- When buying off someone you don't know. Buy the smallest amount they have to offer. Try it. Then buy in bigger increments later, if it's any good.
13- When buying, get your bag and leave. Don't be rude. If they are curious why you won't light up, Just say you don't want to drive home stoned with a bag. If they're a legitamate dealer, they'll understand.

I have tons more habits, but those are the big ones I can think of.

I read through everything, and one I didn't see is, if you just hit a bowl, mention the possibility of the bowl being cashed when you pass it, just say something like "It might be cashed." You can tell when it's either cashed or almost cashed, It has a very dry ashy taste to it when you're holding the smoke in, and when you blow it out.

If you are smoking with a complete starter cut them off before they get too trashed, or at least warn their ass so they know they are going to be gone for hours.

My friends an I kinda have a set of rules we follow.

If smoking a blunt. You get unlimited hits as long as you dont hold it forever.

joints you get two maybe three hits

bowls.. <--- what is this nonsense lol jk I used to love my bowl till popos took it

Bongs. 1 hit pass same with bowl

gas mask.. Close ur eyes lol.. and pray your smoking sum bomb weed because mids in a gas mask SUCKS

everything else..

dont drop the blunt or spit all over it def dont hit it so hard that it runs, "THis is VERY uncool" Hopefully you'll have someone who can actually roll a blunt so it doesnt do that. an finally Ladies first even if its ur bud!

depends man cuz if u live in canada like me u pay 40 for 1/4 of high quailty weed

Don't babysit the ganja. Hit it and pass it on. I hate smoking with a babysitter, get a hit like every 15 minutes or something.

misshestermoffitt said:

Don't babysit the ganja. Hit it and pass it on. I hate smoking with a babysitter, get a hit like every 15 minutes or something.

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hahaha if i end up waiting too long, ill say something like "yo, stop sleeping on the blunt, PASS THAT!"

then after that, i keep my eye on that person when they smoke just to make sure they dont continue to keep it too long.

how long does 3 hits take?

I just yell "babysitter"...... 3 hits shouldn't take a half a damn hour.......

Nothing worse than a hoover,don't bogart that joint my freind.Always pass to the left.If the person before you has to get up and pass the joint,take turns and get it a couple times.OPH