How to keep a low profile while driving high. .

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Matt09784

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So nobody plans on driving high but sometimes while we are out cruising a buddy calls to smoke out. So you get done hittin the bizzong and now you gotta drive. Anybody have any thoughts? Naturally you don't wanna speed but what else? Post your thoughts.
 
BcKuSh99 said:
i drive better high.. im more concentrated on whats going on around me
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Definitely. I pay more attention to everything and drive more carefully when I'm high.. I've actually gotten pretty damn good at driving when I'm stoned lol :oops:
The only bad thing is I get a lil paranoid sometimes. I start to think that random cars behind me are cops when they never really are haha
When I'm sober I tend to drive faster and a little more aggressive... plus the occasional road rage lol So I may be a better driver when I'm high :)
 
My thoughts on dui are that you just shouldn't, disregard if you think you drive better or not because that doesn't matter if an accident happens.

If you happen to get into an accident, which may not be your fault, they'll realize you're high and you'll be blamed for the accident and you'll get in more trouble for dui.

Takes all kinds to make the world, just don't let your choices ruin someone else's life. :)
 
Priscilla420 said:
Definitely. I pay more attention to everything and drive more carefully when I'm high.. I've actually gotten pretty damn good at driving when I'm stoned lol :oops:
The only bad thing is I get a lil paranoid sometimes. I start to think that random cars behind me are cops when they never really are haha
When I'm sober I tend to drive faster and a little more aggressive... plus the occasional road rage lol So I may be a better driver when I'm high :)
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haha yee that's exactly like me, im usually not too paranoid though. I still like to drive fast when im high but I think I am a better driver when Im high and Iv also been told that even when im going a bit faster lol
 
When your at a stop light and it turns green..............go.. lol


I don't about you but I have been at some lonnnng lights when i'm high.....................and than you tell yourself holy shit did i miss the green light or something...........fuck i think I did........wait wait maybe it just felt long because i was high.



unless there is someone behind you than their like " honk WTF is this idiot doing"

your in there jammin out to your favorite song lol
 
I love smoking and driving...

Idk wear sunglasses...

Yesterday I was toking a bowl right behind a cop (yeah I know I'm retarded), luckily he turned and didn't look behind him. Nothing you can really do..just don't be an idiot and you'll be fine...
 
Smoke a bowl or bong if you can. Blunts and Johnnys leave that lingering stink on your fingers, enough for probable cause. If you like to ride and smoke (like me), use a small glass pipe and just bring enough green for the voyage. You can always toss the bowl out the window (hopefully it smashes) and eat your stash if you see the porker comin'. Oh yeah and I recommend shades, germinix, and visine.
 
^ its enough probable cause to search, but the popo can say they smell bud even if they dont. As long as you smoke that blunt down and throw the roach out the window and dont have any other herb or paraphenailia your straight.


But i def agree, dont drive with more then you can smoke or eat if your smokin on the drive, If your not smokin just keep that herb down your pants in that awesome secret pocket that most undies have.
 
when passing a cop high. you need to glance over at them, make eye contact and calmly look back at the road. gota make sure they know you know that you know they are there! oh yea another great thing i found is OZIUM, whenever im blunting and driving, whenever im done \( or getting pulled over) i just give it a quick spray and rolll down the windows.
 
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Follow the rules.

check your brakelights, headlights and blinkers...got pulled over the other day because my center brake light was out. how the hell am i supposed to know when my brakelights go out? He was nice and gave me a warning, but he made it sound like he was giving me the BIGGEST fucking favor in the world by letting me off! Hey cop, I'm not gonna bow down and suck your dick just because you did your job.
If cops would help people more out of the goodness of their heart we may have more respect for them.
 
SuBlimE420 said:
when passing a cop high. you need to glance over at them, make eye contact and calmly look back at the road. gota make sure they know you know that you know they are there! oh yea another great thing i found is OZIUM, whenever im blunting and driving, whenever im done \( or getting pulled over) i just give it a quick spray and rolll down the windows.
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no I wouldn't do that just look at them like they shit and boot it, you got a fast car they won't catch you trust me
 
Straight up G said:
no I wouldn't do that just look at them like they shit and boot it, you got a fast car they won't catch you trust me
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Sadly if there's two of them they try to run your plates before you're even pulled over or before they approach your car. dicks. haha. but yeah running is always fun just so long as you don't get caught
 
heh heh... license plates. can't drive round without those mr copper's gonna pull you over everytime he sees you. and u can't get away everytime
 
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