How to keep annoying f#@king children from destroying my garden?

HailTheLeaf

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umm, Some of us have genes that would be a shame to extinct. But im sure the world can be without allot of these people...LOL... :evil:

Seriously, You need to get a HOUSE with your own yard n shit. Dont blame your failures at acquiring income or enough bank cred to get a house that kids dont have access to your shit, on people having kids.
I would love anyones kid trying that shit in my house. If my dogs dont eat them.. then my 3 children would take care of it themselves. But ya know... to each there own bro...

:joint::peace:
I know I need my own shelter and territory, unfortunately this system doesn't allow what's free to be free. I could give a damn about income and I'd never deal with criminals at banks. I wasn't put on the planet to "acquire income", consume products, and produce landfill waste. I want to go live in the woods the way people did 600 years ago, but apparently some assholes will arrest me for living as nature intended...so until I find a way around that, I'm stuck here.
 

HailTheLeaf

Well-Known Member
Beautiful dog...

yea i have a unloaded 12 gauge shotgun simply because it scares people off, a huge gun and they dont know that its not loaded hehe.
I don't mess with guns, guns are pussy weapons, anyone with a thumb can use one, and accidentally kill themselves or someone else, and they are cowardly and impersonal. Now a knife, you've got to be up close and personal with a knife...tomahawks are also nice...
 

genfranco

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I know I need my own shelter and territory, unfortunately this system doesn't allow what's free to be free. I could give a damn about income and I'd never deal with criminals at banks. I wasn't put on the planet to "acquire income", consume products, and produce landfill waste. I want to go live in the woods the way people did 600 years ago, but apparently some assholes will arrest me for living as nature intended...so until I find a way around that, I'm stuck here.
Im with you on the living on your own and all that. The problem is you need to buy the land ... in order to buy land you need income... I mean just a hint bro.

Why not try and sell your weed to the stores? I mean if your legal to grow? If not ... come live in cali and get a card.
 

HailTheLeaf

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Im with you on the living on your own and all that. The problem is you need to buy the land ... in order to buy land you need income... I mean just a hint bro.

Why not try and sell your weed to the stores? I mean if your legal to grow? If not ... come live in cali and get a card.
I need a bushcraft course is what I need, but I see your point...I'm just not down with the whole "paying to live the topsoil of an incredibly small piece of the planet/you can own part of the earth" mentality.
 

genfranco

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I need a bushcraft course is what I need, but I see your point...I'm just not down with the whole "paying to live the topsoil of an incredibly small piece of the planet/you can own part of the earth" mentality.
Not many places on earth that doesnt have owner man. And the ones that arent governed by laws are governed by a bread of people that are tougher than us any day of the week. I tell yeah.. I dream of such places. I dream of a nice peace of land with a river/strong creak running through it.. But in this day in age you need the $$$ to get it.

I really started thinking of where would be a good place to go and take a peace of land and live on it.... hell i remember a case in sacramento about a year ago about some bums that did a lawsuit on the city because they got there cardboard box house removed by a boldozer... this was city land they just took ... the city was expanding the road and they wouldnt move... they won over a mil...

I guess you could do that...
 

ib9ub6

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You should just talk to the kid since your saying he's the one that doesn't do the fucking around. If that doesnt work just lock him in your trunk for the rest of June, thatll fix him.
 

Stoney McFried

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Make a video, and mail a letter to the parents threatening legal action...they are responsible for children they are babysitting.
Perhaps put a sprinkler system out there that you can turn on from inside, and when you see them, douse the little bastards.
For the past month or so my backyard has been an all out war zone. I planted a veggie garden along a fence on one side of the yard, and put some wild blueberries in the wooded area. The veggie garden has a rock/brick wall around it and is very frigging obvious. The blueberries and some other plants in the yard have 1ft-1 1/2ft stakes all around them in case people are stupid and can't see them for whatever reason.

I live in a 3 family, and one of the kids on another floor and his friends, (all around 8-10 years old) seem to go out of their way to destroy everything I put in the backyard. I've asked them very nicely several, several times not to climb all over and dismantle my stuff, and to watch out for the garden/plants and explained that this is my food, and awesome stuff like blueberries and pumpkins don't grow if you step all over them and kill them.

They run right through the garden filled with plants, trampling everything. I find the rocks and bricks in the wall scattered all over the place, I find footprints on my blueberries and strawberries. I planted a 2ft tall evergreen christmas tree, they've knocked it completely over and uprooted it twice, it's almost dead now because of this. Yesterday one of them ran it over several times and sat on it. They trample and destroy my garlic and pumpkins. They keep dismantling the fire pit, try to break my lawn chairs, and toss wood from my fire pile all over the yard, and generally fuck with anything I own back there.

The kid's parents, (mom) are never home, and when they appear to be home they don't answer the door when I knock. I've called the lardlord about this at least 5-6 times, and it doesn't stop. The kids friends are more of the problem than he is anyways, he tells them not to do shit and they do it anyway, causing most of the destruction. Appaerently the landlord wants me to deal with it, but my way of dealing with it at this point will involve an electric fence or a cattle prod.

My current next move is to booby trap everything I don't want them touching with poison ivy. That should get rid of them for a few weeks. Any suggestions?
 

shepj

Oracle of Hallucinogens
Beautiful dog...



I don't mess with guns, guns are pussy weapons, anyone with a thumb can use one, and accidentally kill themselves or someone else, and they are cowardly and impersonal. Now a knife, you've got to be up close and personal with a knife...tomahawks are also nice...
Dude someone is on your property or break in or some shit and "cowardly and impersonal" do not matter.
 

dahamma

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bb gun. pretend to be crazy. Single out the biggest kid, and make an example out of him. jk .......kinda
 

fireduck

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Load salt in shotgun shell instead of lead, and shoot them.
When i was a kid, construction site guards used to do it.
If they hit you in the ass it will burn like hell for couple days.

I would practice first to make sure not to injure little punks.
Or just fire in the air, will scare the crap out of them
 
Small electric fence set up. Works farkn woderful.
You can even get one that is solar and generally cheap to set up.
I have one to keep out the lil shitters and great to stop animals too.
One touch and they wont come back
 

fireduck

Active Member
Small electric fence set up. Works farkn woderful.
You can even get one that is solar and generally cheap to set up.
I have one to keep out the lil shitters and great to stop animals too.
One touch and they wont come back
If it's anything like those electric flyswatters - hell yea! I will never touch that thing again.
 
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