How to make a room sound/smell proof. living with 'rents

Marky! This is your stepdad! I told you to stay away from this stupid stoner site and get a job. When I'm done banging your mom I'm coming in there and taking your ipad.

To be honest household smell methods won't work at least they never did for me, they may work for you,but the best full proof way of hiding smell especially if it's dank is by purchasing a smoke buddy, I used to try to hide smell all the time I was successful once I was smoking in my closet and I blew smoke into a teddy bear instead of just in my space. I only did that once so that's saying that is probably the best household method or if you have some febreeze i don't know it's early I'm medicated, but now since I have a job and pay half the rent I just smoke outside, sometimes inside but I mostly like to outside.

Make it sound like you're jerking off to them "consummating" and make sure they know your doing it..bet they will quiet it down after that. If not..your mom's a freak...

..oh and you're a sick bastard for jerkin off to your mom having sex..WTF dude??

Two words will easily solve your problem: Liquid Ass. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

1) Spray this outside their door while they're grinding away in the bedroom.
2) Wait about a minute for it to penetrate and permeate the area.
3) The 'Rents will be confused, bewildered, and confounded. After a moment they will be questioning both their showering methods. Keeps them off balance. They'll be trying to figure out which one needs to wash their ass!
4) Smoke and hump away at your leisure.

You're Welcome!
-BoogerRed

Growan said:

I think every possible option has been covered here regarding the smell of smoke, but the girlfriend issue gas been overlooked.

1) move the bed a little away from the wall so it doesn't bang again it while you consummate

2) If she's a screamer, as much of a pity as it is to do so, you're gonna have to gag her.

3) if you're a screamer she'll be happy to gag you. Boys shouldn't scream. It's not sexy.

4) you can probably cover both issues of smoke and noise if you get her to hang out of the window while you consummate and smoke.

I hope some of that has been helpful.

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I don't scream but sometimes I grunt real loud when I nut. Especially if its been a few days.

Buy a tent move out should have thought about this sooner you could have grown 500 plants and made some serious coin.

That's gotta suck trying to relax with a joint and hearing your mom getting turned into swiss cheese. Can always go all Oedipus Rex on his ass and get the house and your mom all to yourself.