How To Pass A Drug Test + Busting myths

Firstly, Sadly even with legalzation jobs can still drug test you... Well im here to break myths and help prepare you for the test.

Tip 1: allow yourself atleast 5-20 days.

why such a broad date? let me explain. Thc stores in fat, so the dates depend on the persons body weight. another thing you must consider is how much thc is in your weed, and how many times you have smoked.

more times you smoked, longer itll take to lose
higher thc more thc in fat therfore longer to lose aswell!

the only natural way to lose thc is simply water and FAT burning exercises. So cardio, workouts like jogging. i suggest burpies or up downs or whatever you call them

simply stand in place jogging in a fast moition drop down so your flat almost like a fast pace throw yourself to a flat push up position. then do a push up til your in a push up position. then jump and reach into the sky. then start jogging in place again. then repeat. Favorite fat burning exercises. i suggest atleast 64 oz of water but dont got over 128oz of water.

lastly myths, thousands of them exist on the internet...
sure jell / certo does not work. People say it works because its the same thing as drinking tons of water before the test.

detox drinks is the same, its a type of dilution but it has vitamins inside the drink so your piss is yellow and has higher creatine then just water piss. basically, its not worth $10-30 when you can get the same ingredients from the store at half the price (b-12 etc..)

Goodluck passing your test
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Tim Fox

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i use synthetic urine, pass every time,,
I also have used my wifes or a friends urine,, you can freeze it,, when you thaw it , strain it thru a coffee maker,, put it in a small contanier, and strap it to your let, if its cold out,, buy some cheap hand warmers,, slap it, and rubber band it to the bottle, then strap to to your leg, and drive to your test,,,
empty your pockets, got into the bathroom,, take off the bottle, pour into test container,, check the thermoter on the side,,
then pee into the toilet,
and wham, you have passed your test,, and you smoked weed the night before,
I also purchased a velco strap that attached to my upper thigh , that has a pocket in it, and some flat 3 oz containers from ebay , the containers and hand warmers were under 10 bucks,
this way you know you will pass, and you can smoke the night before
dont this several times,, no problem
 
i use synthetic urine, pass every time,,
I also have used my wifes or a friends urine,, you can freeze it,, when you thaw it , strain it thru a coffee maker,, put it in a small contanier, and strap it to your let, if its cold out,, buy some cheap hand warmers,, slap it, and rubber band it to the bottle, then strap to to your leg, and drive to your test,,,
empty your pockets, got into the bathroom,, take off the bottle, pour into test container,, check the thermoter on the side,,
then pee into the toilet,
and wham, you have passed your test,, and you smoked weed the night before,
I also purchased a velco strap that attached to my upper thigh , that has a pocket in it, and some flat 3 oz containers from ebay , the containers and hand warmers were under 10 bucks,
this way you know you will pass, and you can smoke the night before
dont this several times,, no problem

YES! But if you're being watched or something this method will not work unless you do some major pro set up with tubes and and pouch and just gets complicated.
anyways yes sythetic urine is also something everyone should look into if they cant put down the weed / dont want to go through the work to naturally detox themself. Great post fox! thank you :)
 

Tim Fox

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anytime bro,, they sale some fake penis set ups for those who get watched, they look very real, i know many truckers use the fake penis thing,
my state Oregon does not allow you to be watched during drug test,, the laws are set forth for a certain level or privacy, but they do stand outside the door,, hence the correct order

if a person is going to do detox and water over time,, they sale thc test strips on ebay for cheap,, and you can test yourself to see if your ready to pass the test
 
anytime bro,, they sale some fake penis set ups for those who get watched, they look very real, i know many truckers use the fake penis thing,
my state Oregon does not allow you to be watched during drug test,, the laws are set forth for a certain level or privacy, but they do stand outside the door,, hence the correct order

if a person is going to do detox and water over time,, they sale thc test strips on ebay for cheap,, and you can test yourself to see if your ready to pass the test
^^^ so lucky they cant watch you, wish i was in your shoes! Fake penis haha. It's great what humans invent! Yes thc strips are sold at dollar store aswell REMEMBER BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY SO SPEND THAT DOLLAR! haha, Have a great day fox thanks for the feedback! much appreciated!
 

bignugdoug

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I use an iv bag and just tuck it into my waiste band after filling up with someone elses urine, heat it a little and your good to go.
 

Michael Huntherz

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I know how to pass. I literally pass on the whole affair, I won't take a drug test, on 4th Amendment grounds. Twice I took the "authorization" to randomly test me and threw it away, but turned in all the other HR paperwork. I still landed both jobs and worked there for some time. I won't even interview with a company who mentions it to me, these days, fuck them. They don't deserve me. That said, I don't fly a plane for a living, or anything that makes it easy to immediately risk the lives of others by being impaired. Those jobs should have some safety checks applied to them, but in general I think it is indefensible horseshit.
 

kiwipaulie

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I know how to pass. I literally pass on the whole affair, I won't take a drug test, on 4th Amendment grounds. Twice I took the "authorization" to randomly test me and threw it away, but turned in all the other HR paperwork. I still landed both jobs and worked there for some time. I won't even interview with a company who mentions it to me, these days, fuck them. They don't deserve me. That said, I don't fly a plane for a living, or anything that makes it easy to immediately risk the lives of others by being impaired. Those jobs should have some safety checks applied to them, but in general I think it is indefensible horseshit.
Fucken aye. Down under in nz they cant test you unless you do a high risk occupation. Mining, trucking, forestry, commercial fishing etc etc
 

Bbcchance

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Pilots fly drunk all the time,,, how is that fair?,, i would prefer a pilot who smokes pot,, which would you rather have a hung over pilot or a pilot who smoked pot the night before and slept well?
I prefer that nerdy mutha fucka that gets high on airplanes instead of other substances, always wished i was one of those dudes instead of being so into pot you know? But hell i gotta be me right?
 
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