How to survive prison?

sunman79 said:

i got nailed with possesion of a controlled substance w intent to distribute. my first charge was 1st degree trafficing. i was transproting 16.25 lbs from the southwest to the northeast. i got busted in the show me state! with a ton of money to a lawyer i got it reduced to the possesion charge and from 10-25years to 5-15 years. the prosicuter offered me 7 years. so i ened up spending 1year in a state prison in a state i didnt even know. i got out with $7000 in fines and 5 years paper. i finnaly walk off the paper in febuary. prison sucked but i made it through. my best advice is keep your back to the wall. dont get involved in others shit. keep your own council.<only have a couple of friends. i did fine. i only got in 1 fight and spent a little time in the hole. i excersied and read a lot. i stood my ground when i had to and never backed down.

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Great advice .. and if you dont fight , you will be someones bitch.. and then who knows you might have to toss some salad

YouTube - tossed salad man

or as chris rock explains it ..
YouTube - Chris Rock Tossed Salad

all i gotta say is dont talk, dont talk back, but fight if you have to. dont let anyone in there treat you like a bitch.

korvette1977 said:

Great advice .. and if you dont fight , you will be someones bitch.. and then who knows you might have to toss some salad

YouTube - tossed salad man

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ive seen so many people get punked like that. if they would have stood thier ground they would have been fine. mostly it was the people who would not shut up and acted like they were the hardest shit on the yard. it was actually funny to see some of these people talk so much shit then see them with lipstick on getting pimped for a can of kite and 2 bags of top.

sunman79 said:

ive seen so many people get punked like that. if they would have stood thier ground they would have been fine. mostly it was the people who would not shut up and acted like they were the hardest shit on the yard. it was actually funny to see some of these people talk so much shit then see them with lipstick on getting pimped for a can of kite and 2 bags of top.

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Call them Maytag. I never did any "real" time .. I did 44 days for evading and eluding and did county time (its like a country club compared to most) only thing that really sucked was that you could not smoke in the county jail. State jail you could , but who wants to go there ..

My older brother was in prison for 17 years...but not for drugs...anyway, he once told me of a man who smeared shit all over himself and never wiped the whole time in the joint. Extreme, perhaps, but noone raped him. Also....never, ever, ever narc. And baby rapers are fair game. QUOTE Whatever I put into my own body is my business. However, that being said, I never put anything illegal into my body, you fascist government bastards who may be reading this. QUOTE

Stoney McFried said:

My older brother was in prison for 17 years...but not for drugs...anyway, he once told me of a man who smeared shit all over himself and never wiped the whole time in the joint. Extreme, perhaps, but noone raped him.

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FUCK !

Just reading your post made my ass raw as hell,that guy's corn hole had to hurt like hell,not to mention stink like a son of a bitch,the places i was in guys that were filthy stinkin bastards got bashed.

panhead said:

FUCK !

Just reading your post made my ass raw as hell,that guy's corn hole had to hurt like hell,not to mention stink like a son of a bitch,the places i was in guys that were filthy stinkin bastards got bashed.

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Yeah, I often wondered if he had to use a ton of cornstarch....musta been chafed as hell.

panhead said:

FUCK !

Just reading your post made my ass raw as hell,that guy's corn hole had to hurt like hell,not to mention stink like a son of a bitch,the places i was in guys that were filthy stinkin bastards got bashed.

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people who stank ...we made this one guy wash his feet with straight bleach we got from matainence, everyday. his feet were f**ked. rash everywhere. he'd cry when we poured it on. i feel bad now but if your not doing somethin to someone people tend to make you a target.

I never went to jail but i have been in juvie [glad i was 16..]

It's very simple

You don't have to be competly anti-social just know your place

It doesn't matter if your the biggest guy there,never ever dis-respect someone
It will come back to haunt you.


I did 9 month's in juvie and as far as trouble with other people i never had any,and it's not because im a big guy [im small as fuck]

Show respect,don't get into anyone's business,stay out of the drama,you can talk to other people,but only if they want you around them





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Also,don't ever get punked out for anything though,no matter how small the dispute is,if you ever back down you will end up being someone's bitch



My uncle is in prison for 4 years, when he was on the top of one of the building's cleaning[i think he was cleaning]

A guard was up there with him,and another inmate came up and tried to rape him,they got in a fight and my uncle threw him off the building.He was going to get life for it,but the guard finally came up and told them it was in self defence



need'less to say....no one has every crossed paths with him again

WeFallToday said:

I never went to jail but i have been in juvie [glad i was 16..]

It's very simple

You don't have to be competly anti-social just know your place

It doesn't matter if your the biggest guy there,never ever dis-respect someone
It will come back to haunt you.


I did 9 month's in juvie and as far as trouble with other people i never had any,and it's not because im a big guy [im small as fuck]

Show respect,don't get into anyone's business,stay out of the drama,you can talk to other people,but only if they want you around them

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i know the feeling. i did 23 1/2 months in juvy. i would have only spent a year but i excaped and was out for 3 weeks before they caught me.

sunman79 said:

i know the feeling. i did 23 1/2 months in juvy. i would have only spent a year but i excaped and was out for 3 weeks before they caught me.

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You're full of shit. I did 2 years in TYC, and we had two escapes. Both guys got felonies and were tried as adults. They had to finish up in TDC.

sunman79 said:

people who stank ...we made this one guy wash his feet with straight bleach we got from matainence, everyday. his feet were f**ked. rash everywhere. he'd cry when we poured it on. i feel bad now but if your not doing somethin to someone people tend to make you a target.

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I use straight bleach on my feet in the summer to cure athletes foot...it doesnt hurt if theyre not cracked and even then it isnt bad...maybe he was allergic or he just didnt want you to hurt him worse.

ganji2 said:

You're full of shit. I did 2 years in TYC, and we had two escapes. Both guys got felonies and were tried as adults. They had to finish up in TDC.

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it wasnt a youth prison. it was more like a ranch. just alarmed doors. there wasnt even a fence. and this was in idaho so i dont know what tdc is. so before you shoot off what you know or may not know see whats real, bro. the place i went to didnt hold a sentence. you had to work your way out. so if you had 6 months of time and you were 14 and all you did is fight and screw off then you could stay till you were 21. no cells with a shitter in the corner. more like 12 goups and positive peer culture shit.

Stoney McFried said:

I use straight bleach on my feet in the summer to cure athletes foot...it doesnt hurt if theyre not cracked and even then it isnt bad...maybe he was allergic or he just didnt want you to hurt him worse.

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the dude didnt shower for like a week or so till he got real ripe.. plus he had to scrub it in. i would never put bleach onmy feet for athaletes feet. if you have that are'nt your feet already dry and cracked??? i dont know about you but just cleaning with bleach burns my eyes not to metion if im not wearing gloves, then i get a rash on my hads . how much did you use on your feet? did you dilute it? ?did it cure it? if you piss on your feet its supose to cure it.

Lol i remember shower time in juvie [and job core]
All one big room with shower heads at the cieling..damn i was so scared

But after alittle while you get used to the routine.when i was in,i saw the worse fights/shankings in there...i def made sure i didnt piss anyone off when i went to the showers

This is most likely off topic but had to tell someone, One of my brothers that is locked up just got sentenced to 63months in Fed he's got 21monts severed, my older brother is still waiting to be sentence he might get an automatic ten years for being a career criminal, but it could have been really bad for them do to they could have gotten 25 to life, so I'm happy that in 3 years I'll get to see one of my brothers again.

sunman79 said:

the dude didnt shower for like a week or so till he got real ripe.. plus he had to scrub it in. i would never put bleach onmy feet for athaletes feet. if you have that are'nt your feet already dry and cracked??? i dont know about you but just cleaning with bleach burns my eyes not to metion if im not wearing gloves, then i get a rash on my hads . how much did you use on your feet? did you dilute it? ?did it cure it? if you piss on your feet its supose to cure it.

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Yes, bleach cures athletes foot...maybe I'm just made outta cast iron cuz ive been using it for years to clean and kill germs. If youre sensitve, get a pan of water big enough for both feet, and try a cup of bleach in it for like...i dunno...2 gallons water. Swish your feet, get it in between your toes and try to keep em in for five minutes. I do this to myself with straight bleach at the first sign of athletes foot. Youre going to notice an oilyness coming from your feet...Im not sure what this is but I always assumed it was the fungus...if you can stand more bleach use more. Then rinse, dry thoroughly ans DONT SCRATCH. Keep it up for about a week if needed. BTW, I'm a girl and it doesnt hurt me..and I have pale irish type skin lol.

WeFallToday said:

Lol i remember shower time in juvie [and job core]
All one big room with shower heads at the cieling..damn i was so scared

But after alittle while you get used to the routine.when i was in,i saw the worse fights/shankings in there...i def made sure i didnt piss anyone off when i went to the showers

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you get over the shower issues real quick unless you want to be dusty.If you don't go in, everyone knows you are scared. That can be just as bad or worse than going in bravely.


I hope noone took your mangina

sunman79 said:

it wasnt a youth prison. it was more like a ranch. just alarmed doors. there wasnt even a fence. and this was in idaho so i dont know what tdc is. so before you shoot off what you know or may not know see whats real, bro. the place i went to didnt hold a sentence. you had to work your way out. so if you had 6 months of time and you were 14 and all you did is fight and screw off then you could stay till you were 21. no cells with a shitter in the corner. more like 12 goups and positive peer culture shit.

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Sorry about that. I thought you juvy, which has always meant a cell with a shitter in the corner. I was in state juvy though, and they did carry sentences ( for violent or sexual offenders). You go in with a minimum sentence of 12 months, and if you cause shit, the gaurds beat your ass and with hold your food sometimes as long as 48 hours. Those guys that escaped were only 16, and they went to adult prison.