Geronimo420
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A good solution====> a public beating
How worried should I be?
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Geronimo420
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Or just expose the fucker
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This is the answer. Clayton what has become of this generation? I despair ...
Anyway OP call your so-called friend (the one who brought the thief), and tell him to go get your camera. Give him a time limit, 24 hours, no more than that, probably to late anyway, so go find your wiffle bat. Frankly I'd just pick up a bag of Peanut M&M's seems most of today's kiddo's are allergic and bob's your uncle.
Now let's discuss another potential issue for the OP. Was this one of those fancy new cameras with LOCATION SERVICES that you left turned on? Do the headers on those photos carry your exact location? You know of the grow room you took them in? If they do you can't exactly deny them so a lot of this hinges on that.
Here's my REAL advice. Go find a very good criminal attorney and find out what his retainer is. Pay him for an hour now and ask him what happens if those photos turn up with a geo location attached to them, worst case. Make sure you have his card and are prepared for a retainer to be paid easily (easily if you are being detained elsewhere). He is your get out of jail card (it won't even be close to free). Also make sure you know what the high amount of bail is and find a GOOD bail bondsman and put that amount away, again easy to get to if you are temporarily incarcerated.
Finally let's address the fact you have a high value job and you grow in your home!!?? Then no one comes into that home, NO ONE. Find another place to grow or stop the open door policy assuming you and your job survive this nasty scare. Good luck on this and stop creating evidence for the cops, make them do their own damn jobs, god knows they get paid enough.
Okay so here's what you do.
First hunt him like an animal. Make him paranoid. When the time is right, hit him with a tranquilizer dart.
Drive him out to a shack in the middle of nofuckingwhere.
When he wakes up he should be in a plastic covered room, with a drop light. and handcuffed to a chair.
In front him should be a table with the following on it.
power drill and 8" screws x 2. Make sure the screws have washers.
a scalpel.
and a pair of needle noise pliers.
In the back there should be a boombox playing one really annoying up beat song on repeat (I suggest achy brakey heart).
You should be wearing a butchers apron, and a surgeon's mask.
First thing you do is drill his feet to the floor so he can't run away.
Then you start to de-bone him. Piece by piece. Starting with his pinkies.
First hunt him like an animal. Make him paranoid. When the time is right, hit him with a tranquilizer dart.
Drive him out to a shack in the middle of nofuckingwhere.
When he wakes up he should be in a plastic covered room, with a drop light. and handcuffed to a chair.
In front him should be a table with the following on it.
power drill and 8" screws x 2. Make sure the screws have washers.
a scalpel.
and a pair of needle noise pliers.
In the back there should be a boombox playing one really annoying up beat song on repeat (I suggest achy brakey heart).
You should be wearing a butchers apron, and a surgeon's mask.
First thing you do is drill his feet to the floor so he can't run away.
Then you start to de-bone him. Piece by piece. Starting with his pinkies.
Unclebaldrick
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This is why we can't have nice things.
panhead1952
Active Member
Wow , the whole deal sounds fishy to me , while one guy keeps you busy on the porch his friend rifles thru your wallet , sounds like a tag team operation to me but what do i know , im a noob lol .
hellmutt bones
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Yes ur right noob!
panhead1952
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Haha , damm noobs !
hellmutt bones
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Pan head i thought u where a moderator?
Singlemalt
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The mod is "panhead", no numerals
panhead1952
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Shit bro i dont know wtf is goin on , ive been locked out of my account for about a week , everything i try & do i get the same message saying " i dont have permission to access this function" even something simple like posting from the account , answering pm's or even sending pm's to staff .
Couldnt access account even after buying a new ipad so somethings up , had to open a new account to even participate , it might be part of the error message shit goin on with the site .
hellmutt bones
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Ok if ur the real pan head..wich porn star smelled like a sweathy whore?
panhead1952
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Haha the vintage porno thread , i took a pic with her on my lap , Nina Hartley smelled like a greasy whore , the other porn star i got a lap dance & pic with was Hyapatai Lee .Ok if ur the real pan head..wich porn star smelled like a sweathy whore?
Will the real Panhead please stand up .
hellmutt bones
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Welcome back bra!
panhead1952
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Haha , hopefully i wont be using this strawman account long , i cant even send pm's asking wtf is up because my post count isnt high enough .Welcome back bra!
panhead
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You said the #1 rule in training a real guard dog that will attack on command , most people think dogs need professional training & guys running around in attack suits .
Completely isolate your doggins from contact with all people from the day he's born & not even let hot chicks see them , put them out when company visits or isolate them in a bedroom where they cant see people at all .
In 18 to 24 montha you'll have a dog that will attack the second he gets loose , my American Bulldogs have attacked several people on command & saved my wife from a carjacking 15 yrs ago , i'd of gave ten grand to see the look on that fukers face when our 200lb bulldog came at him when he opened my wifes door , i did get to see the pics from his lawyer when he tried to sue me from county jail , it wasnt pretty .