How's 2014 been for you?

Hookabelly said:

I remember when I first joined one of the most bizarre and scarring threads was the one where that guy had like…..sea monkeys or some shit growing in his fleshlight. UGH! I was nauseous for a couple days after reading that. Anyone else remember that? Can't remember even who it was, just the subject matter. I had to google fleshlight b/c I thought he'd made a type and was tailing about a FLASH light. Even more grossed out when I saw what it was and that it was harboring his potential mutant offspring.

So Ty: always keep your tools clean

AND get yourself a nice girl. Forget all that latex crap.

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fuck that lol i dont have to feed a fleshlight

or do shit with it

i dont even have to put a condom on


i mean yeah ill still be in a relationship but when im jerking off i like a flesh light lol


i take it your a chick so imagine this

your horny and you want to masturbate okay??? and you got a choice between fingering yourself or using a vibrating dildo thingy ma gig that you chicks use


do you really think ur gonna use ur fingers and have your fingers smell like snatch all day??? naw

i dont see why chicks can have there dirty little secret (i.e. vibrator) and its fine

but its taboo for guys to have a rubber pussy

tytheguy111 said:

its taboo for guys to have a rubber pussy

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You haven't been talking to loquacious lately have you?

GreatwhiteNorth said:

You haven't been talking to loquacious lately have you?

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naw man i am vary open tho but my posts are actually short but spaced out so its easier to read when ur drunk or high as fuck

tytheguy111 said:

thank ya

and divorce fucking sucks man ive had 3 different step parents so ik from a kids perspective how bad it sucks dick i seen both my parents as a villain and a hero and it just tore me in two

but if the daughter likes you then your doing good idk how old she is so maybe the next part of my post doesn't apply if she older then 18 then dont read the rest of this post



okay, i still love both my parents and see both of them as my actual parental figures not my step mom or step dad

don't feel bad if she doesn't see you as her dad or father figure i don't see my step dad as one but i still accept him

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Whatever happened with that girl you smoked up?

tytheguy111 said:

fuck that lol i dont have to feed a fleshlight

or do shit with it

i dont even have to put a condom on


i mean yeah ill still be in a relationship but when im jerking off i like a flesh light lol


i take it your a chick so imagine this

your horny and you want to masturbate okay??? and you got a choice between fingering yourself or using a vibrating dildo thingy ma gig that you chicks use


do you really think ur gonna use ur fingers and have your fingers smell like snatch all day??? naw

i dont see why chicks can have there dirty little secret (i.e. vibrator) and its fine

but its taboo for guys to have a rubber pussy

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Okay Ty….So much material here, Let's unpack:

tytheguy111 said:

fuck that lol i dont have to feed a fleshlight or do shit with it

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It would appear that the apparatus on par with the level of intimacy you want so nix the g/f idea

tytheguy111 said:

i mean yeah ill still be in a relationship but when im jerking off i like a flesh light lol

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No relationship on the horizon….(see quote #1)

tytheguy111 said:

i take it your a chick

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Are you serious? LOL

tytheguy111 said:

do you really think ur gonna use ur fingers and have your fingers smell like snatch all day???

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Most of us chicks have indoor plumbing, complete with soap and water…..

tytheguy111 said:

i dont see why chicks can have there dirty little secret (i.e. vibrator) and its fine

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Um, it's 2015, since when is it a "dirty little secret" for women? The '60's LOL

tytheguy111 said:

but its taboo for guys to have a rubber pussy

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Not taboo, at all, but I thought those things were to enhance not substitute… Just sayin'


Dude, I'm just bustin' what balls you have left after burning out your fleshlight...

Hookabelly said:

Okay Ty….So much material here, Let's unpack:



It would appear that the apparatus on par with the level of intimacy you want so nix the g/f idea




No relationship on the horizon….(see quote #1)




Are you serious? LOL



Most of us chicks have indoor plumbing, complete with soap and water…..



Um, it's 2015, since when is it a "dirty little secret" for women? The '60's LOL



Not taboo, at all, but I thought those things were to enhance not substitute… Just sayin'


Dude, I'm just bustin' what balls you have left after burning out your fleshlight...

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oh is see


SO IT WAS YOU THAT TOOK MY FLESHLIGHT


lol jk yeah i like a fleshlight for jerking it

its not like a sex doll or anything like that lmao that's some freaky ass shit

i still had girlfrinds when i had the fleshlight lol

I had a fleshlight when they first came out. It was awkward explaining that to my mom when I left it in the bathroom.

tytheguy111 said:

oh is see


SO IT WAS YOU THAT TOOK MY FLESHLIGHT


lol jk yeah i like a fleshlight for jerking it

its not like a sex doll or anything like that lmao that's some freaky ass shit

i still had girlfrinds when i had the fleshlight lol

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Nothing like getting busted by mom w/ the baby oil, smart phone & my plastic "girl".

dannyboy602 said:

Hey gorgeous....

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hey right back atcha..

my 2o14 wasn't too bad. i was out of work for awhile, and finally got a job back in june or so i think it was.. i dig the job, although i don't get paid dog shit, it keeps me busy and it's nice being out and about and talking to other people for a change..
it ended on kind of a crappy note when i fell at said job and broke my tibia back in november.. walked out of the bay door at the dealership and slipped on some black ice. didn't even know i was falling, just remember laying on my back in pain.. it could have been worse though.. still waiting on my workmen's comp money, and will probably be released back for work duty when i see the ortho next thursday..

It really is nice to hear of ppl who have had a good year, it gives me hope that this year will be better.
Lung cancer in February and all that goes with for the next 8 months, including a burst colon in the middle of the night.
Yes I smoked cigs since 16 (now 55), quit since receiving the news, (still hard). But the doctors gave me the all clear in September,
I have been in sunny Fla since October so screw the Connecticut cold grey skies of winter. So started shitty but ended with positives, I'll take
what I can get at this point.

2014 was the year of the Pinworm. I will find him some day. Oh yes I will.

Unclebaldrick said:

2014 was the year of the Pinworm. I will find him some day. Oh yes I will.

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This next year is going to be a GREAT one for you! I can't wait to hear LOL and follow that along.

@Granny weed I really hope 2015 is better for you. You are in my thoughts.

wwrockyou said:

It really is nice to hear of ppl who have had a good year, it gives me hope that this year will be better.
Lung cancer in February and all that goes with for the next 8 months, including a burst colon in the middle of the night.
Yes I smoked cigs since 16 (now 55), quit since receiving the news, (still hard). But the doctors gave me the all clear in September,
I have been in sunny Fla since October so screw the Connecticut cold grey skies of winter. So started shitty but ended with positives, I'll take
what I can get at this point.

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Hey sorry to hear about the cancer, and thanks for sharing. Hope you enjoy riu, it's a real fleshlight. I mean it's a good time and helps to take your mind off things.