I am A Demi-God

ryantherhino said:

so i am doing my regular business upon my godly throne. I know its gonna be a big day i can just feel it, and it wants to come out so badly. Out it comes -kerplunk- i feel the splash upon my thunderous thighs and all the car alarms in my kingdom go off simultaneously. I seem to have uncovered a super power. I'm not kidding, real shit

The mayans call me "brownquake", i smirk at mere mortals who believe the nectar of gods is a reference to chocolate drink. When i flush it causes tidal waves , when i wipe mudslides happen, and when all finished i deodorizer the area with my royal scepter that sprays clouds of rejuvenation. It can be smelled by mortals as a fragrance wafting from flowers in the wind.


This story brought to you by the thoughts of a stoner taking a shit during a perfectly timed coincidence.



What super powers do you have?

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Fungus Gnat said:

None, but I tried rolling around in radioactive waste and all I got was lymphoma.

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RyanTheRhino said:

forgot I made this thread earlier

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fitzgib said:

my cock stinks no matter how much i wash it. am i a god too?

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cannabineer said:

Poop thread!!! cn

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tharoomman said:

lmao. This thread is retarted.

Pooping blood?Blood diarrhea?wtf ya'll

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cannabineer said:

~checks toilet~

I left that since morning? Thank goodness nobody else came here in the meantime ...

~quietly flushes~

~twice~

~clogged~
cn

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