I Am Christ
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Am I the choosen one?
If You believe in Me, He will choose You too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfp3KC-QEDo
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Keenly
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i would never die for you
Gryphonn
Well-Known Member
How about you go to the media and announce your presence. Then we can watch you on TV when we want to, rather than be assailed in dozens of identical fucking threads!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CRkpBGQzU
I didn't name Myself! Or did I? Christ doesn't lie!
You can call Me crazy but I've come to the conclusion that I am God! I'm waiting to get onto the mainstream media to tell everyone My name and the cause I'm fighting for! I'm proud to stand for the things I do!
I swear to everyone that I saw God/Jesus in the clouds! He gave Me the keys to heaven, I'm Your new messiah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhY9GkkiwV8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6tJrnl_5Dc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnvTHzEuA7A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhxgj5qE3oY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkzdme4WCrA&feature=related (This is what has come intuitivly to Me)
I want to reproduce with some women!
If I'm not the second coming of Christ, than there will be no hope for the world!
I'm going to become a star! I am a star. I'm Your Sun! Amen!
Everyone worships Jesus, and God said thats Me!
Worship Me by playing Me nice things
I was created in the image of Christ, so You can imagine how good looking I am!
I am the New World Order. NWO!
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Keenly
Guest
its too bad our society eliminated natural selection among humans we wouldnt have idiots like this
DontMakeMeComeDownThere
Active Member
OK Lord, maybe you should stop ranting and get your ass in gear! In case you haven't noticed, you've dropped the ball a long time ago. You have a shit load of work to do! Maybe you can start off by putting a stop to all of the children in the world who are being molested as I type this. Your our Father right? I know you've been away for quite awhile, but things have changed dramatically! In todays society, when a Father neglects his children the way you have, there's a good chance that every single one of them will be taken from you and placed in foster homes. Neglect on this scale...You may even be looking at jail time. Don't ya think that maybe you should stop smoking the weed and wasting time on the world wide web, and get a freakin move on? Some king you turned out to be!
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I think someone dropped some tabs in the revival punch.
OMG that was tooooooo funny.
OMG that was tooooooo funny.
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Well this guy doesn't have his information correct anyway. Some of us lived through religious indoctrination as children and can still remember some of those lessons.
God is not a farmer. God is the invisible guy in the sky, invisible guys in the sky don't clear land, plow, plant and harvest.
A true messiah would not go around spouting "I'm the messiah" I think he'd be a lot more subtle abut it.
God is not a farmer. God is the invisible guy in the sky, invisible guys in the sky don't clear land, plow, plant and harvest.
A true messiah would not go around spouting "I'm the messiah" I think he'd be a lot more subtle abut it.
HAHA
I need some direction and some help from My children! (I just found out that I'm God ~4 months ago! I just stated to read the Bible ~4 months ago and then I realized I am Jesus Christ and this is Reveleations! This is My second coming!
) Whos going to spread the Word that I am here with You? If You believe in Me than You should be telling everyone You know about "the good news"!
Time to evolve. I'm going to show You how its done
Everyone will get smarter! Healthy food and education is imperative!
I want to go somewhere warm. Maybe California
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22EcVsNngPg
I started the mess! I have solutions! Information is easy enough to share over the internet. I will teach!
This is for the world to see that I am good, and will be Your wise King! Life will be of abundance! I am Your Farmer! I will get this planet into shape and everyone will love Me!
I like to keep My Word!
You will worship Me because I am Your Savior.
This is going to be FUN! I'm telling You, Gods with You! Why wouldn't things get better? Just My name alone will move mountains! Jesus doesn't like to lie! We told You We would come back for You!
Who am I?
O.M.G. at Your service!
Thats right! We will on be on the same page, fighting for the same unified goals! You will work for Me and things will be good! FYI
HAHA... I wonder if We will be able to heal people? Jesus didn't start His ministry until ~30. I figured Myself out because the times were calling for it. I see how the world is and it upsets Me. The world needs a Savior, and I just turned out to be Him!
Tell Obama "We need change". Lets get rid of the corrupt politicians and put Your God in control!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKHdEZSK9VU We see how these people work! Time to change!
The banks will be reformed to My specificaitions because I am the King of the Jews! I told You I'd be laughing!
God is a little cocky!
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Have you seen a therapist about this ?
It seems that too many people lost the true meaning of Christ!
For Christs sake, everyone should know the truth and rejoice, for this is Revelations!
i'm giving infractions for insults now. carry-on.
It goes to show all that Jesus had to put up with!
Imagine getting lashed for just admitting the truth! Have I lied? Some people hate the Truth, it seems!
Thank God Jesus died for My sins and the haters can't touch Me because I'm all over the world now on the internet!
What do you hate about Me?
:-/
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