FootballFirst
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wait till they bust your door in. it will be a trifecta of heroin, coke, and your weed box. someone will make a rank or two at your expense. do you really want to become a statistic?
I am going to kill myself.
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wait till they bust your door in. it will be a trifecta of heroin, coke, and your weed box. someone will make a rank or two at your expense. do you really want to become a statistic?
MisterNiceGuy
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i'm a statistic
so are you
and everyone in developed nations
so are you
and everyone in developed nations
2ill4u
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well i have read the whole thread and I will never get those brain cells back. oh well, this guy has bigger problems than a grow. Ok college boy think of it as an equation with variables you will never be able to control.
oh and about the seeds spilling every where, you did basically get bitch slap by 5 marijuana seeds, because you let your self get out of control, people that do that usually end up dead or in jail. so take your pick next time u freak out. you can learn alot about life growing tree's especially patience.
oh and about the seeds spilling every where, you did basically get bitch slap by 5 marijuana seeds, because you let your self get out of control, people that do that usually end up dead or in jail. so take your pick next time u freak out. you can learn alot about life growing tree's especially patience.
MisterNiceGuy
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haha, fuckin aye
CaNNaBiZNeSS
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i guess if you are that ignorant to call that irony, im not bitching and moaning, im going of on your ass schooling you on not just growing, but life and learning to live it, instead of being an emo fucking bitch and make threads saying your gonna kill yourself over seeds, when tis 100% your fault, your a fucking idiot buddy, have a good day and i hope you get good trees cause thats just who i am, but your attitude is deserving of your ass gettin ripped apart by 90% of the people in here, so enjoy it and good luck on your grow.
CaNNaBiZNeSS
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thats why i told this jackass to stop posting on this site, actually no i take that back, he should continue to post in order to be a lesson learned to every other new grower who doesnt do the research first and just starts like a fool,
Chapter 1 how to grow ina computer! (who knows why, its a miniscule ounce at most!)
Chapter 2- how to grow at college dormatories
Chapter 3 - How to tell kids you know at college, (Not the ones youve known your whole life and can TRUST with the info of a grow, or ones that YOU know have a grow going and can lose either as much or more than you, cause telling those people wouldnt be a problem)
Chapter 4 - How to get knocked the fuck out and get robbed over an ounce in a pc grow box cause some random heard you had a grow and assumed you had at least a qp growing, fucking tool.
Chapter 5(only if chapter 4 doesnt occur)
How to get kicked the fuck out of school, lose all you parents money, chances are get kicked out of their house for doing it, become a heroin junkie on the corner of 5th and Park, and get a cultivation charge while your at it.
I cant wait till this thread gets stickied and renamed
"How Not to Grow"
PurpleHazeCA
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I am a newbie and I will never read one of this guys posts ever again.
FootballFirst
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Maybe you should kill yourself after all.
Eharmony420
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Being a recent adventurer to this site, i can finally say whoa. . .. It's like seeing the hero die just reading about the seeds rofl
CaNNaBiZNeSS
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i just reread the last 2 pages and just cannot stop laughing at the entire thing, wow.
its so funny my head needs to be smashed off of something blunt to return to a state that isnt so surreal in hilarity.
its so funny my head needs to be smashed off of something blunt to return to a state that isnt so surreal in hilarity.
Zhu
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Do you even have seeds at all? This whole thing seems like some fabricated story.
1. if your seeds exploded everywhere they would be on the floor pick them up.
2. you went from getting a apt in 1 to 2 weeks to really soon because you know the landlord.
3. Your seeds are not germinating in a day and you are all like wtf omg, This your first grow? Or are you not germinating at all.
4. You claim to be in a dorm, Most dorm rooms are tiny like 10 x 12 or smaller and you are germinating seeds and attempting to grow. How many seconds would you expect a cop or security to find something?
5. Is this you?
1. if your seeds exploded everywhere they would be on the floor pick them up.
2. you went from getting a apt in 1 to 2 weeks to really soon because you know the landlord.
3. Your seeds are not germinating in a day and you are all like wtf omg, This your first grow? Or are you not germinating at all.
4. You claim to be in a dorm, Most dorm rooms are tiny like 10 x 12 or smaller and you are germinating seeds and attempting to grow. How many seconds would you expect a cop or security to find something?
5. Is this you?
raiderman
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hahahahahahahhahaahahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahDo you even have seeds at all? This whole thing seems like some fabricated story.
1. if your seeds exploded everywhere they would be on the floor pick them up.
2. you went from getting a apt in 1 to 2 weeks to really soon because you know the landlord.
3. Your seeds are not germinating in a day and you are all like wtf omg, This your first grow? Or are you not germinating at all.
4. You claim to be in a dorm, Most dorm rooms are tiny like 10 x 12 or smaller and you are germinating seeds and attempting to grow. How many seconds would you expect a cop or security to find something?
5. Is this you?
hahahahahaahaahahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahhhahahahah
aahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,O shit , O man i cant take no more of this abuse,hahahahahahahahahaahah
. how hard is it to open the seed package plus dont they put the seeds inside a baggie in the package?gangjababy
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that cracks me up!
whulkamania
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Pick up the seeds hmm lets see.
My rug is the color of the seeds that darkish brown and they fell in multiple places.
They are no where to be found but oh well.
My rug is the color of the seeds that darkish brown and they fell in multiple places.
They are no where to be found but oh well.
Der Panzer
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you must have a HUGE dorm room and be fairly rich. I know if I were in a 400 square foot space, with $80 in beans on the floor I'd have rug burns on my knees.
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