I Am Satan

misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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I have Blizzard of Oz on vinyl. Loved that shit back in High School.

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
suicide is slow with liquior
take a bottle drown your sorrows
then it floods away tomorrows.

My father was a drunk, I used to blast that song, I don't think he ever figured it out. Loser.......
 
wackymack

wackymack

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mr.blk,i have a gift i present to u for your idea,since no one could blow the image up for you,im a giver,god takes away from your life,im like santa clause,except im not fat,my hair isnt gray,i work more than one day a year,and i dont own a bunch of elves(slaves) that do my dirty work. i give to u this present for u will create something awesome,i have high hopes for your soul,gona try to aim for gods balls with your soul,after u give it up,that should take the two timing bastard down a few pegs:fire::fire::fire:

 

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purpdaddy

purpdaddy

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Mack...i just read this thread and...I am Beelzebub..we know eachother..i am the one that caught you when GOD tossed you out of heaven?
 
wackymack

wackymack

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i actually kicked god out of hell,he kept lower the thermastat and kept being a whiny bitch complaining that he could do it better,well look at what he done,he created 2beings,one that led the us into a unnessesary war(iraq) and another who will start this reingn of peace.

I damned god to heaven as a punishment,to see if he could do any better,ha-ka-ka-ka-kah:fire:
 
wackymack

wackymack

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minions,go try the angry whopper from burger king,taste the hate,taste the evil within,go get one now!!!

 
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Masterofgenetics

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Are you getting paid by Burger King and Lucifer.. And every stoner likes Subway not that soybean bullshit :-P lol and look at the small meat patty.. do you wanna pay $4.49 for that? its like pulling your pants down and your girl friend laughs

and thought you might like the pic.. thanks to wikipedia

 

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NewGrowth

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Masterofgenetics said:
who the f*ck is stan? lol.. and are talking about smoke off mortal combat? gosh thats lame..lol :leaf:
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You know stan! The evil dude who lives in hell an eats peoples souls! He also works at the DMV I think . . . . or is that satan? I dunno I'm pretty high. :confused:

No not mortal combat! I'm smoke like smoke!
 
GreenLeaf420

GreenLeaf420

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I got some questions. Can I have 72 Jessica Alba instead?

Also does Hitler really get pineapples shoved up his ass in hell, like shown in the film Little Nicky?
 
Big P

Big P

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satan, wouldnt having sex with Jessica Alba 72 times be the same as having sex with 72 Jessica Alba's once?


What im trying to say satan, is, couldnt we cut down on some of our "over Head" so to speak?
 
wackymack

wackymack

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misshestermoffitt said:
Satan can you make Hardees bring back their roast beef sandwiches?
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only roast beef your getting is at your grocierie store:fire:


NewGrowth said:
I think satan only eats pork . . . infidel
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i consume angels,there the third white meat:fire:

Big P said:
satan, wouldnt having sex with Jessica Alba 72 times be the same as having sex with 72 Jessica Alba's once?


What im trying to say satan, is, couldnt we cut down on some of our "over Head" so to speak?
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it would also be 72 perfect vagayjays all will be yours,and all will never get loose:fire:
 
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