I cant roll a joint

Dizzle Frost

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And they do it so quick you can't see what's up...

My mom can rolla joint as fast as anyone with any machine though :)
Its liek a magic prop from Copperfield or something, they never reveal how they did it.....i can hand spin a fast J , but the chopsticks roller is not for me lol
 

Metasynth

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My buddy handed me a roller with weed in it and a paper, went to answer the phone...I tried to roll that shit with the roller, but when I opened it up all I had was a compressed stick of ground up weed, and a crinkled paper...How could I fuck that shit up? Oh well, hand rolled for life, I guess....
 

Dizzle Frost

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lmao thats what i ended up with to...those thigns are sposta make life easy, but to me it easier to load a paper and twist it up all in one piece, no crinkled shit
 

Metasynth

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lmao thats what i ended up with to...those thigns are sposta make life easy, but to me it easier to load a paper and twist it up all in one piece, no crinkled shit
Amen, brother!

People should maybe buy a cheap bag of rolling tobacco and practice with that shit...5 bucks to learn how to roll joints, worth it in the long run...
 

Metasynth

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Plus, if you roll the joint when no one else knows how, even if it's not your weed, you usually get to light it! (though if it's NOT my weed, I always offer to the host, who usually offers back in return{etiquette people!}).
 

Urca

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Plus, if you roll the joint when no one else knows how, even if it's not your weed, you usually get to light it! (though if it's NOT my weed, I always offer to the host, who usually offers back in return{etiquette people!}).
i always let the person who rolled it hit it. Because its just common curtesy.
 

Urca

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that little twist then before you even put in the weed really helps... it makes it hold its shape
 

Orithil

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You can also do a corner fol, you fold the paper over so that the end is at the bottom of the sticky bit, then where that fold makes corners, you tuck them inward and it keeps the weed from coming out the end. Just a tip to help newbies get used to it.
 

Orithil

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is this in the chopstick roller thing? ima get one of those fuckers and try lol
I know how to use those, but no, that's to help new hand rollers.

The chopstick roller things, you seperate the sticks and push the ribbon down to make a hollow, fill it with weed, bring the sticks together with the ribbon still pushed down and roll the sticks towards you with your thumb to form the "stick" of weed, then insert a paper, sticky side up and facing you into the slit between the sticks and slowly rotate the sticks towards you with your thumb until just the sticky is left, lick and roll a few times, then seperate the sticks and take it out.
 

Dizzle Frost

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I know how to use those, but no, that's to help new hand rollers.

The chopstick roller things, you seperate the sticks and push the ribbon down to make a hollow, fill it with weed, bring the sticks together with the ribbon still pushed down and roll the sticks towards you with your thumb to form the "stick" of weed, then insert a paper, sticky side up and facing you into the slit between the sticks and slowly rotate the sticks towards you with your thumb until just the sticky is left, lick and roll a few times, then seperate the sticks and take it out.
oh lol, i been rollin joints for so long now, those instructions threw me for a loop lol....i do it this way...pput the weed in make a wee fold, crank it up ..light it lol
 
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