I don't have ANY stoner friends!

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HAha, i'm perfectly happy smoking alone, people are normally just annoying. Like why do i have to roll every bloody joint, and if you roll it, why do you do such a shit job, here, i guess i'll just have to roll it. Hmph! :D That is the one thing about smoking with others that pisses me off, most of the time if someone pops over, i'll have my joint going, and when they sit down i'll hand them a jar of weed, papers etc, and they'll jut ignore it, lazy little fucks :D
wow thats some bullshit.....I love rolling cause I love being the first to spark it lol.
 

tip top toker

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I love rolling too, but not every single time a joint is wanted by someone. I'll roll my own and smoke my own, there's the weed, there are papers pipes vaps and bongs, but no, even that is too much effort. As said though, if they roll, they tend to just do a shit job. Catch 22. Seems that is the sotry of my life though, i think i'm just too fantastic for my own good. Even at wokr i have to find ways ot preventing the boss from help[ing in the kitchen cus she does a crap job of it :D
 

silasraven

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I love rolling too, but not every single time a joint is wanted by someone. I'll roll my own and smoke my own, there's the weed, there are papers pipes vaps and bongs, but no, even that is too much effort. As said though, if they roll, they tend to just do a shit job. Catch 22. Seems that is the sotry of my life though, i think i'm just too fantastic for my own good. Even at wokr i have to find ways ot preventing the boss from help[ing in the kitchen cus she does a crap job of it :D
thats when you tell them, while smoke, what the fuck are you doing either eat it or role the fuck out of one. do a shit job and your going to get a roller and start over.
 

Total Head

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i have plenty of stoner friends, it doesn't mean i want to smoke with them.

i have one friend who simply does not understand how a bong works, he "sips" hits, doesn't clear it, and by his 5th "sip" he's choking and gagging because the smoke is all stale, and then he whines how much bongs suck. it's hard to watch, really.

this other chick is a downlow smoker because her psycho wifey has her on a short chain and only "allows" her to smoke a vape. chick has had the same crappy 30 dollar globe vape for 2 years and has not cleaned it ONCE. tastes like i'm smoking diarrhea straight out of an anus. plus i find her girl annoying so i just don't even want to go over there.

i am the only stoner i know that keeps all his smoking shit clean and can roll a decent joint. my friends "can roll", but it's a chore to smoke.
 
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