I fucked my friend's family's cat HELP!

cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Nether Region said:
I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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I wonder how this could be your first overriding question. The cat will talk, or what?

Just remember ... if a pussy presents a problem - no pussy, no problem. Arrange a small cat astrophe.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Nether Region said:
I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Rub the cheese on the scratch, penicillium will preclude the infection and subsequent evidence. Open a can of tuna to lure kitty, pour a bit of tuna juice on kitty and incriminating evidence shall be erased. Now if kitty talks, its your word against its, and who will believe a cat?
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Singlemalt said:
Rub the cheese on the scratch, penicillium will preclude the infection and subsequent evidence. Open a can of tuna to lure kitty, pour a bit of tuna juice on kitty and incriminating evidence shall be erased. Now if kitty talks, its your word against its, and who will believe a cat?
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Wow, you're good. How'd you get that good? o_O

Or shall we ask the cat? :shock:
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Zig-Zag Blue said:
At least those kinda bunnies don't scratch the shit out of your face while you are trying to eat them..unless you ate one that was kinky that way...
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never in the face
Nether Region said:
I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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