I fucking hate old peopel!

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Benassi

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It doesn't matter the age or race really. People don't know how to fucking drive period. Why? Look at our joke of "driving school"'s and the DMV. Honestly those tests prepare you to crash inevitably in your immediate future. They don't teach anything important. Just the rules of the road, it's a fucking joke. Most crashes happen because people are just plain fucking stupid with cars. "I didn't know if I drove RIGHT next to someone at the SAME speed that they'd merge into my side causing an 8 car pileup on the freeway because I'm too fucking non observantly retarded to notice I'm driving in someone else's blind spot"

People don't fucking pay attention. The old lady's who press their face into the steering wheel... BITCH WTF?! Look at your rear view mirror from that position, I dare you. It takes a FULL head movement to look all the way up and see behind you. Dumb old bitch you already killed 5 kids by the time you looked to see who's behind you. The point of sitting far back is so you can quickly glance at it while still using your peripherals to see the bus stop in front of you.

Another thing, depth perception. LEARN TO FUCKING TELL HOW QUICKLY ANOTHER CAR IS COMING BEFORE PULLING OUT. Especially if it's a motorcycle. I've punched 3 car mirrors out from people who've done that while I was on my bike. Fuck you, instantly if you do that. I have a giant headlight you hellen keller son'bitch, open your eyes or your sideview mirror is getting socked off with carbon fiber knuckles.

Oh my god just talking about the dumb fucking shit people do on a daily basis just makes me want to take a loan out on a nuke. Drop that bitch on every dolt human being.

In other news... just took a fat bong rip of God's Gift and I'm blasted. HAPPY THOUGHTS!! :):hump::weed:
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
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It doesn't matter the age or race really. People don't know how to fucking drive period. Why? Look at our joke of "driving school"'s and the DMV. Honestly those tests prepare you to crash inevitably in your immediate future. They don't teach anything important. Just the rules of the road, it's a fucking joke. Most crashes happen because people are just plain fucking stupid with cars. "I didn't know if I drove RIGHT next to someone at the SAME speed that they'd merge into my side causing an 8 car pileup on the freeway because I'm too fucking non observantly retarded to notice I'm driving in someone else's blind spot"

People don't fucking pay attention. The old lady's who press their face into the steering wheel... BITCH WTF?! Look at your rear view mirror from that position, I dare you. It takes a FULL head movement to look all the way up and see behind you. Dumb old bitch you already killed 5 kids by the time you looked to see who's behind you. The point of sitting far back is so you can quickly glance at it while still using your peripherals to see the bus stop in front of you.

Another thing, depth perception. LEARN TO FUCKING TELL HOW QUICKLY ANOTHER CAR IS COMING BEFORE PULLING OUT. Especially if it's a motorcycle. I've punched 3 car mirrors out from people who've done that while I was on my bike. Fuck you, instantly if you do that. I have a giant headlight you hellen keller son'bitch, open your eyes or your sideview mirror is getting socked off with carbon fiber knuckles.

Oh my god just talking about the dumb fucking shit people do on a daily basis just makes me want to take a loan out on a nuke. Drop that bitch on every dolt human being.

In other news... just took a fat bong rip of God's Gift and I'm blasted. HAPPY THOUGHTS!! :):hump::weed:
Whew, dude - take a deep breath.
Out with the bad, in with the good (weed).
Let it go, its bad for your health.
 
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guitarabuser

Guest
You know, in Japan teen drivers and old people have a big sticker in the front and rear windows that warn other drivers that they are dangerous. In the US we have the same thing - NASCAR stickers. Never saw a bubba with a Dale Earnhardt decal in his window that could drive worth a shit.
 
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Benassi

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Lol everyone takes my rants so literal. Only because none of you know me that well. It's how my sense of humor is, no offense, no literally!
But the mirror thing is serious... fuck those people. Especially the one that flipped me off after she pulled out.
 
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