I had a tick on my balls

I had to make an account just to comment on this post. I woke up today to go for a jog, was gone for maybe a half hour before coming back, taking a shower, and jumping back in bed. When I woke up I reached down and grabbed my balls(I'm a guy. No one should question this.). I felt some little round thing and I was like "... WTF?" and had to go pee anyways, so I went to the bathroom, did my business and stood there the whole time trying to get whatever it was "out of my hair," which is what I thought was going on. So, yeah, I take a look down and I'm like "Is that s**t on my balls?" And finally pull it off. This is the kicker. It starts moving and I react with "HOLY F**KING S**T!!!!" and throw this thing across the bathroom, jump out the bathroom door, and cower in my bedroom. Its about now that I decide that I should check my balls and make sure their alright(I didn't feel the damn thing, and I didn't know what it was until I stopped freaking out). My balls are f**king bleeding and I'm just now figuring out what was happening... There was a mother f**king TICK on my ball sack. This was the first time I had ever had a tick that I had known about, and it is the LAST time I will ever go jogging. End of story....