I hate cops
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RadioKills
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Just go johnny appleseed and plant them in other peoples backyards and wreak havoc upon the town.
Chances are, people will realise what they are, start to take care of them,
then you can just go back and rip them off.
Like a Weed Bird, you know that one bird that lays eggs in other birds nests,
then that bird get's raised by the other bird.
muahahaha.
But seriously,
I have about 100 plants right now.
It takes me about 3 hours to walk around and check on them all,
3 fucking hours of my week,
Now, you want to carry 180 plants out every morning,
and back in again.
I'm going to tell you right now it is a hassle and a half.
The only reason I planted so many if because I have 427 acres of GOVERMENT OWNED LAND behind my home.
I also had a shitload of seeds I was unsure about.
If your planning on spending money investing in this, you are going to get busted.
If you want weed to smoke, opt for 6 plants.
A nice healthy number,
Your seeds will most like sprout 4 girls 2 boys, or worse.
Then you will find the hassle of mites,
Nute burns,
Starving plants,
Overwatered plants,
Underwatered plants,
Two-legged fucks stealing your green,
If you grow okay,
Opt for more next year,
and learn from expirience,
then you can start stepping it up.
If you really don't give a fuck about the end product and just want weed,
Let nature grow them for you,
plant a whole fuckload,
but don't do it on your property,
near your property,
or in a location that can be seen by a greater height.
Chances are, people will realise what they are, start to take care of them,
then you can just go back and rip them off.
Like a Weed Bird, you know that one bird that lays eggs in other birds nests,
then that bird get's raised by the other bird.
muahahaha.
But seriously,
I have about 100 plants right now.
It takes me about 3 hours to walk around and check on them all,
3 fucking hours of my week,
Now, you want to carry 180 plants out every morning,
and back in again.
I'm going to tell you right now it is a hassle and a half.
The only reason I planted so many if because I have 427 acres of GOVERMENT OWNED LAND behind my home.
I also had a shitload of seeds I was unsure about.
If your planning on spending money investing in this, you are going to get busted.
If you want weed to smoke, opt for 6 plants.
A nice healthy number,
Your seeds will most like sprout 4 girls 2 boys, or worse.
Then you will find the hassle of mites,
Nute burns,
Starving plants,
Overwatered plants,
Underwatered plants,
Two-legged fucks stealing your green,
If you grow okay,
Opt for more next year,
and learn from expirience,
then you can start stepping it up.
If you really don't give a fuck about the end product and just want weed,
Let nature grow them for you,
plant a whole fuckload,
but don't do it on your property,
near your property,
or in a location that can be seen by a greater height.
Chief Green 1
Active Member
Wow, thats a lot of plants
rivers2gates
Well-Known Member
AHAHAHAHA 3 pounds a plant.........you are stupid sally..just dont.........
jondog123
Well-Known Member
Alright, follow this plan and you will be good to go. I have been doing this for years.
Go out and get 10 1000 watt hids, 20 heat lamps (plants do way better), and 20 halogens (for the veg growth) Put the 1000 watters like 10 inches from the spouts to give them the extra boost they need for their first few weeks. You don't need to water them then either so their roots will expand to search for it.
Now, transplant all of them into solo cups and put them outside. Put them all together. Don't spread them out, that's just stupid. No need to worry about smell, they won't trust me. Since you're new to growing I would estimate you only get about 5 pounds a plant but I get about double that.
Go out and get 10 1000 watt hids, 20 heat lamps (plants do way better), and 20 halogens (for the veg growth) Put the 1000 watters like 10 inches from the spouts to give them the extra boost they need for their first few weeks. You don't need to water them then either so their roots will expand to search for it.
Now, transplant all of them into solo cups and put them outside. Put them all together. Don't spread them out, that's just stupid. No need to worry about smell, they won't trust me. Since you're new to growing I would estimate you only get about 5 pounds a plant but I get about double that.
you said you wanted an honest response so here it is. I will not judge and i have an open mind so i will say this. First go to NORML(Nation organization to reform marijuana laws) and find where it shows the laws in your jurisdiction. This should give you an idea of the penalties in your area and a maximum risk level your willing to take.
Next think about this how big are your plants going to be? You know outdoor plants can get very big and you can harvest multiple pounds from a single plant. I would suggest very very very big plants and than suit your needs on the minimum amount of plants. I think comoflage can work but would probaly be very suspicous unless you have a lot of land. If you do you could maybe pull it off but dont plant in rows plant randomly and think what it will look like from above.
The smell would be overwhelming probaly equivalent to a dead skunk especially if the plants are grouped together. A friend of mine grew 4 females in his backyard and he said he could smell it distinctly from his front yard every morn about 50 feet away.
If I were going to grow 180 plants, I would do a winter/spring crop. Helicopters generally arent looking for crops at these times. 7000 watts would probalky be very suspicious especilaly when it would be all of a sudden your using that much electricity they can see the 18/6 12/12 photoperiods vividly too. Infared cannot see through walls, it sees heat on the walls themselves and heat being leaked from the house. If not properly contained the heat will make a growroom glow in the dark because of the temperature difference compared to other areas of the house.
All im saying is to each his own. It can be done but I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT I advise you to become much more knowledgeable before you even think about growing. I do not grow i just exercise my right to frwee speech and i have the right to learbn anything i want.
Next think about this how big are your plants going to be? You know outdoor plants can get very big and you can harvest multiple pounds from a single plant. I would suggest very very very big plants and than suit your needs on the minimum amount of plants. I think comoflage can work but would probaly be very suspicous unless you have a lot of land. If you do you could maybe pull it off but dont plant in rows plant randomly and think what it will look like from above.
The smell would be overwhelming probaly equivalent to a dead skunk especially if the plants are grouped together. A friend of mine grew 4 females in his backyard and he said he could smell it distinctly from his front yard every morn about 50 feet away.
If I were going to grow 180 plants, I would do a winter/spring crop. Helicopters generally arent looking for crops at these times. 7000 watts would probalky be very suspicious especilaly when it would be all of a sudden your using that much electricity they can see the 18/6 12/12 photoperiods vividly too. Infared cannot see through walls, it sees heat on the walls themselves and heat being leaked from the house. If not properly contained the heat will make a growroom glow in the dark because of the temperature difference compared to other areas of the house.
All im saying is to each his own. It can be done but I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT I advise you to become much more knowledgeable before you even think about growing. I do not grow i just exercise my right to frwee speech and i have the right to learbn anything i want.
wfatjonw9745
Active Member
lmfao man that shit had me dyin while i was readin it
AwesomeDave
Well-Known Member
I cant believe I read through every post on this thread without finding a single interesting comment!
fucking stoners......
fucking stoners......
sallygreen
New Member
So I've decided to grow 80 plant's indoor and I'm guessing 1-1000 watt hid will cover 25 square feet (25 plants). So would 3 of these switchable lights (1000 watt hid/mh) work on 80? I plan to start growing once I move into my new home so the electric bill won't become suspect, plus running a hid light is like running a extra refrigerator $8 bucks or so. Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
mikers1234567
Active Member
Honestly I dont think that you should do it because...thats way too many plants for you to hide even though ur using other plants....¬_¬
O4aUsErNaMe
Well-Known Member
sorry not into gramma junkies......
ALX420
Well-Known Member
whats up man!? i never caught how much the monster in the tool shed yielded. that was you right?
O4aUsErNaMe
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O4aUsErNaMe
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hostralia mate we get all the sunlight....
O4aUsErNaMe
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nearly bed time here,yes i hear south cali is very simalar to my climate, not quite but close.
my grow season is 7 months (and that is just the veg stage outdoors)long suits sativas very nicely
