I hate my cat

haha,cats gonna die,that wasnt lsd..it was dox and alot of it..good thing its got nine lives and i have a ten strip..i hate cats.

i hate you too fuckers!

DDDAAAYYYUUMMMNN!!

I went through most of high school, just like THAT!!!

Peace

Asmallvoice

LSD makes a great weight loss drug. It's hard to grab a snack when a dragon's guarding the fridge.

Man, fuck your cat.

I dont care what you say cats are fucking amazing. You just gotta realize if youre gonna have one in your house it is no longer your domain, its his and learn to act accordignly. Learn a bit about cat behaviour and mimiquing their body language and sounds, goes a long fucking way in earning a cats trust.
Im 6 foot and some, wide as a jet plane carrier but a complete fucking wimpy pussy for cats. They make me melt. I trully think having a nice relazed cat in a home is good for the health. They carry some powerful energies man.

17 hmr cheap effective solution.

KLITE said:

I dont care what you say cats are fucking amazing. You just gotta realize if youre gonna have one in your house it is no longer your domain, its his and learn to act accordignly. Learn a bit about cat behaviour and mimiquing their body language and sounds, goes a long fucking way in earning a cats trust.
Im 6 foot and some, wide as a jet plane carrier but a complete fucking wimpy pussy for cats. They make me melt. I trully think having a nice relazed cat in a home is good for the health. They carry some powerful energies man.

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Intelligence recognizes intelligence in other species.

cats have special skills and decision making abilities that far exceed many humans that use spanglish and force to blunder frwd. many pluses for cats and cat power!

KLITE said:

You just gotta realize if youre gonna have one in your house it is no longer your domain,.

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lol mate i think this translates to

get used to the smell of cat piss
and do not get too upset about finding the occasional cat hair in your weed and sandwiches

skunkd0c said:

lol mate i think this translates to

get used to the smell of cat piss
and do not get too upset about finding the occasional cat hair in your weed and sandwiches

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ew cat pee is the wrost. fucking nasty i hate walking into someones home and smelling it.

so easy to not have your cat spray multiple CLEAN little boxes.

Intelligence recognizes intelligence in other species.

cats have special skills and decision making abilities that far exceed many humans that use spanglish and force to blunder frwd. many pluses for cats and cat power!

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I wish everyone got to witness my almost 1 year old cat behaving differently towards me since he had some kind of eye problem, as if not wanting to be petted knowing he culd pass me something. Hes been better a couple of days and hes almost another cat. And also i mean what fucking cat lets you pick him up sit him like a lord on my lap clean his eyes with gauze and a solution before putting one eye drop in each eye without scratching the fuck out that person or at the very least twitch a lot and such. I think deep in there he knows i was making him better.
I also think and i cannot stress this enough theyre amazing stoning company, and i mean outstanding.
I feel soooo sily being a cat lover firstly because im a grown pretty big man who looks masculine but can throw high pitch meows better than a 7 yuear old girl lol and secondly because i got my first cat to keep him out not feed him much so hed hunt and have him be the king cat of the street and generally not care much for him. My first pet ever too! Can you imagine?! Needless to say he didnt spend one single night out and he eats fresh raw meat every day. Looks like a national geographic documentary for a bit too lol
I might reconsider and get a couple of outdoot cats though treat them right lol just cause i know i could give a couple of cats a pretty amazing outside home,
I think ill never stop feeling embarrassed about loving cats.

ew cat pee is the wrost. fucking nasty i hate walking into someones home and smelling it.

so easy to not have your cat spray multiple CLEAN little boxes.

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They only spray if theyre not neutered, mine are. My older cat uses half his litter box for liquid complications and the other half for solid. He has a thorough clean everytime he uses the box, the younger one is catching on the habit.
And hey! Its good to smell cat piss sometimes, reminds you of what good old skunk used to smell like! Though i only smell it when cleaning the box...

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They only spray if theyre not neutered, mine are. My older cat uses half his litter box for liquid complications and the other half for solid. He has a thorough clean everytime he uses the box, the younger one is catching on the habit.
And hey! Its good to smell cat piss sometimes, reminds you of what good old skunk used to smell like! Though i only smell it when cleaning the box...

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thats actually a myth male cats neutered and not can or will spray and so can females

lol mate i think this translates to

get used to the smell of cat piss
and do not get too upset about finding the occasional cat hair in your weed and sandwiches

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WHen i said wimpy pussy i fucking meant it mate. I comb my cats religiously every couple of days like a fanny, i only get cat hair if they sit on me a long time otherwise no problems. really varies on breed though and how long hair is i think.

I hate dogs that like cats..it's not the way it's supposed to be. It's wrong and I'll never be okay with it.

thats actually a myth male cats neutered and not can or will spray and so can females

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Can you provide background?
Ive not had any problems thus far... i suppose it could happen if territorial disputes are bound though without the hormonal incentive i seriously think itd reduce it if not kill it completely or if it did occur other factors would have to be present too. Maybe in a multi cat house hold or a small place or even if the cat is just more possessive and territorial, dunno. I do know that my house doesnt smell like cat piss and ive never witnessed him do that. Also everyone i know who has a male cat thats neutered say they dont spray the walls.

sunni said:

ew cat pee is the wrost. fucking nasty i hate walking into someones home and smelling it.

so easy to not have your cat spray multiple CLEAN little boxes.

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my cat is female so she does not spray as such
she is 19 so she is like a pissy old lady lol well not quite they smell worse
she was known as fat cat, i have recently renamed her to piss cat