I hate when...

Why is that green monster fucking an oversized cupcake?

I assume he's doing it doggy style. The way he has hand up signaling he is indeed going to be on for 8 seconds or more.
 
I hate when I fart so bad, that I gag, then my girl gags, then we laugh. Then she poots, then we both actually blow chunks.
 
StonedPony said:
I hate hate it when Im blazed and nobody to make fun of or humiliate or be rude to.....................
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I hate it when some dude from Texas is so high he is unable to make fun of somebody who lives some place else in the United States, and they are looking at Canada, asking why the hell Canadians get free health care. God damnit, I am so fucking high.
 
StonedPony said:
I hate it when Canadian women get you hot and your passport has been revoked..................
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Oh snap! No wonder, with a stare like yours I can see why countries deny your passport.


P.S. I just gave my wife a dutch oven. Poor thing is gagging.
 
I hate it when idiots don't text back.
I hate it when coworkers give me their sob stories moments before a shift they're trying to get me to take is about to start.
I hate it when people ask for your advice and don't take it.
I hate it when little issues become enormous monumental life/death unsolvable world ending apocalyptic problems!
I hate it when you get ready to do nothing.
I hate it when people in bad moods have to put everyone else around them in one too, assholes.
I hate it when people misinterpret what you say and jump to their own retarded conclusions.
I hate it when gullible people get conned and everyone says it's OK because it's business.
I hate it when I know I'll be paying into social security until I need it, and when I actually do it most likely won't be there.
I hate it when I have to wait for a movie to come out! Fast5 <--google that shit!
I hate it when I run out of weed!
I hate it when I spend my money on weed!

Someone should start an "I love it when..." thread... damn...
 
Dont make fun of Justin Beiber. He is the greatest gay kid that ever lived.
VH1 will do an expose on him in 10 years. "Where are they now?" -- Justin Beiber is taking in pound town after being busted for male whoring for fat sacks of cocaine.

God damn. I am soo fucking high.
 
Padawanbater2 said:
I hate it when idiots don't text back.
I hate it when coworkers give me their sob stories moments before a shift they're trying to get me to take is about to start.
I hate it when people ask for your advice and don't take it.
I hate it when little issues become enormous monumental life/death unsolvable world ending apocalyptic problems!
I hate it when you get ready to do nothing.
I hate it when people in bad moods have to put everyone else around them in one too, assholes.
I hate it when people misinterpret what you say and jump to their own retarded conclusions.
I hate it when gullible people get conned and everyone says it's OK because it's business.
I hate it when I know I'll be paying into social security until I need it, and when I actually do it most likely won't be there.
I hate it when I have to wait for a movie to come out! Fast5 <--google that shit!
I hate it when I run out of weed!
I hate it when I spend my money on weed!

Someone should start an "I love it when..." thread... damn...
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You have a lot of hate.. you should start a thread called, "I love it when.." Do it. I love you man. Lets hug.
 
i hate it when, you go to meet up with a dealer, wait in front of his house for an hour. then he says to meet him at the supermarket. wait another hour. then get a text saying that he wont sell to you because you knocked on his door... 3 hours of my life....
 
shmow52 said:
i hate it when, you go to meet up with a dealer, wait in front of his house for an hour. then he says to meet him at the supermarket. wait another hour. then get a text saying that he wont sell to you because you knocked on his door... 3 hours of my life....
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I hate when I grow my own shit that I take the "dealer" out of the equation all together. Then have a couple of hot chicks come over and smoke my bong. And when I say bong, I mean glass smoking instrument as opposed to a reference to my cock.
 
shmow52 said:
i hate it when, you go to meet up with a dealer, wait in front of his house for an hour. then he says to meet him at the supermarket. wait another hour. then get a text saying that he wont sell to you because you knocked on his door... 3 hours of my life....
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I hate having to beat up my dealer for being such a piece of shit female bitch. Wait...I love doing that. Nevermind. Carry on.
 
see4 said:
I hate when I grow my own shit that I take the "dealer" out of the equation all together. Then have a couple of hot chicks come over and smoke my bong. And when I say bong, I mean glass smoking instrument as opposed to a reference to my cock.
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why would you hate tht? lol
i dont deal with dealers anymore either. and i dont grow my own. and i smoke everyday.... hmmmmmmmmmm
edit: shoulda multi quoted it...
 
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