i just need an ounce or 2

schmalls

Active Member
dude 1 plant is easy to conceal.
if your parents are cool with you smoking then they are obviously not extremely strict.
If your growing 1 plant, how are you going to sell that. Even if your parents do find it 1 plant is no where near profit for a dealer, clearly 1 plant is for smoking, and smell would barely be a problem.
Now on the other hand 10 plants could be sketchy ;)


-Its a little bit harsh to tell the kid he WILL get cought.
-with enough reading and effort 1 plant can work without any1 noticing

Good luck
yeah lol i wasn't ever planning on growing and growing. i just wanted some pot to smoke lmao.
 

ivebeencanceled

Well-Known Member
your gonna get caught. buti f you do it grow like 2 plants and put them into to 12/12 early so they stay small. youll most likley get a ounce. when and i meant WHEN your parents find your trees. just tell them you were doing it for fun. you dont have a small cabinet or anything?
Oh please



eat a dick
 

Ethnobotanist

Well-Known Member
AHHHH
I love this thread.
As for schmalls...you should just give up on this fourm and leave...i mean seriously.
I know, ivebeencanceled. This is highly entertaining. I got a kick out of it.

Schmalls, people are badgering you for two reasons.
One, we remember what it's like to be your age. And how incredibly self-absorbed and assured we were that we knew so much, and were incredibly mature. Well, we weren't. This applies to all of us, without exception. No, we don't know you personally. Whether you are a decent person or not is irrelevant. Despite the fact that you don't personally see it, your lack of maturity shines through in nearly every post. We outted you as a minor almost immediately because of your attitude and your lack of understanding. Most of those who agreed with you are in the same boat as you are. They won't last long here.

Secondly, you're not legal to be on this site. Information is free, but not to minors. By being here, you potentially put US at risk.

Despite how it seems, we're actually the most welcoming, informative, and helpful community out there.

And as hard as this is to face, your brain has not developed completely. Your worldview and perspective changes as you reach adulthood as a result of both brain development and experience, in most ways for the better; you gain a more pragmatic and fuller understanding of life in general. And this is all natural. As many others have said, growing requires maturity, which you obviously do not yet have. Despite how this all sounds, I'm not even judging you. We're just saying wait a few years, and come back. Then we'll welcome you with open arms. You're not ready. A lot of people fail growing or get caught, even adults, because they're simply not ready.

If you're going to do it, then you're going to do it. Just don't expect any help from the "master growers" on this site, because none of them are going to speak to you except to remind you of what's already been said. It's not because we're bad people or adult smokers/growers are "assholes". It's because we've been there, done that.

So, until later.
~Ethno
 

Ethnobotanist

Well-Known Member
eat a dick? ill fuk ur ass up son. if you talk shit dont start it off with a "ohhh paweeeze" cuz you sound like a fag. ohyee..saying "oh paweze" and talkin about dick in the same comment makes u look like a homo.
Homophobia much?
I think Westboro Baptist Church is calling you, son. Or NSYNC. Whatever.

ivebeencanceled is a good guy. And as much as you would love to "fuk his ass up", it's a bit hard to do over the internet. And I'm sure he lives too far for you to hop on your bicycle and get there anytime in the next month.

~Ethno
 

YungMune

Well-Known Member
Homophobia much?
I think Westboro Baptist Church is calling you, son. Or NSYNC. Whatever.

ivebeencanceled is a good guy. And as much as you would love to "fuk his ass up", it's a bit hard to do over the internet. And I'm sure he lives too far for you to hop on your bicycle and get there anytime in the next month.

~Ethno
u have no point, son. hes a good guy but he talks shit bout people for no reason? get off the dudes dick, stop fighting your boyfriends battles. both of you are fags, id fuk both you guys up. to bad your on the internet cuz thats the only place you pussies can talk shit.
 

Ethnobotanist

Well-Known Member
u have no point, son. hes a good guy but he talks shit bout people for no reason? get off the dudes dick, stop fighting your boyfriends battles. both of you are fags, id fuk both you guys up. to bad your on the internet cuz thats the only place you pussies can talk shit.
I had a point, it just went over your head. I'm done.

~Ethno
 

americantrent

Active Member
damn well i didnt take the time to read everyones bitching on this thread, but what i did read was interesting. your brain wont develop the same if you use any type of foreign substance at his/her age. just dont go against your parents.
 

natmoon

Well-Known Member
If i had a choice of sending my kids out to some possibly freaky fcuked up criminally connected drug dealing pusher or letting them grow only one plant i would let them grow one plant,nope in fact i would just grow it for them and take all the rap upon myself.
I wouldn't want my boys going to some scabby gimp that would probably rip them off or worse offer them other hard drugs or criminal opportunities:blsmoke:
 

ivebeencanceled

Well-Known Member
I know, ivebeencanceled. This is highly entertaining. I got a kick out of it.

Schmalls, people are badgering you for two reasons.
One, we remember what it's like to be your age. And how incredibly self-absorbed and assured we were that we knew so much, and were incredibly mature. Well, we weren't. This applies to all of us, without exception. No, we don't know you personally. Whether you are a decent person or not is irrelevant. Despite the fact that you don't personally see it, your lack of maturity shines through in nearly every post. We outted you as a minor almost immediately because of your attitude and your lack of understanding. Most of those who agreed with you are in the same boat as you are. They won't last long here.

Secondly, you're not legal to be on this site. Information is free, but not to minors. By being here, you potentially put US at risk.

Despite how it seems, we're actually the most welcoming, informative, and helpful community out there.

And as hard as this is to face, your brain has not developed completely. Your worldview and perspective changes as you reach adulthood as a result of both brain development and experience, in most ways for the better; you gain a more pragmatic and fuller understanding of life in general. And this is all natural. As many others have said, growing requires maturity, which you obviously do not yet have. Despite how this all sounds, I'm not even judging you. We're just saying wait a few years, and come back. Then we'll welcome you with open arms. You're not ready. A lot of people fail growing or get caught, even adults, because they're simply not ready.

If you're going to do it, then you're going to do it. Just don't expect any help from the "master growers" on this site, because none of them are going to speak to you except to remind you of what's already been said. It's not because we're bad people or adult smokers/growers are "assholes". It's because we've been there, done that.

So, until later.
~Ethno

Great post
 

ivebeencanceled

Well-Known Member
If i had a choice of sending my kids out to some possibly freaky fcuked up criminally connected drug dealing pusher or letting them grow only one plant i would let them grow one plant,nope in fact i would just grow it for them and take all the rap upon myself.
I wouldn't want my boys going to some scabby gimp that would probably rip them off or worse offer them other hard drugs or criminal opportunities:blsmoke:
Kinda see your point.
Kinda agree with it.
Kinda dont.
 

Timmy the Toker

Well-Known Member
dont listen to anybody, grow the pot right infront of your parents... dont let anybody stop you from growing some bud.

Everybody els can " Eat a Dick " i guess....
 

krillianred

Well-Known Member
i hope your parents find out

better yet i hope the cops find it on your property and your parents goto jail and you get put into a foster home.

we'll see what kind of an "asshole" ive been.
 
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