I just ordered the Whizzinator

a friend of mine told me a story the other day. we were smoking and he was talking about his old job. i live in the same town as the headquarters for fed ex and his dad hooked him up with a job there. he really didnt want the job so he just smoked every day hoping he would fail and they wouldnt hire him. apparently they dont care much about weed because they hired him. they also hired multiple other people that we both know that smoke every day as well.

Wow that thing is creepy real looking. I dont know if I could keep that in my house. What if I died and then my mom came to clean out the house? Bad enough that she would find all my weed and glass collection. lol.

Any test results yet? Did you use the synth urine?

doctorD said:

Wow that thing is creepy real looking. I dont know if I could keep that in my house. What if I died and then my mom came to clean out the house? Bad enough that she would find all my weed and glass collection. lol.

Any test results yet? Did you use the synth urine?

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ya i used the synth urine, didnt wanna take a chance. i, pretty confident about it. im thinkin monday or tuesday ill know

I have a job offer in hawaii and I just got all the paper work from them. Guess what. They want me to take the test. So I really want to know how this works for you. I have always wondered if they test for anti toxins or such to see if you are trying to cheat the test. I wonder if the synth urine would show up on this test. Its synth not real so can the testers tell?

Damn! I've never heard of the whizzinator. Does it come in various sizes...lol. Could be useful for other purposes. Actually, I've had to take numerous piss tests. Twice for my employer and 3 times for my PO. There are products out there that work extremely well and you don't have to walk around with a fake dick in your pants. Check out this website:

Urine Detox Drinks to pass urine drug test. Drug detoxifying

I was on probation for a year due to a misdemeanor charge of attempting to procure narcotics through fraud. I am a daily smoker. And though I've now been taking Suboxone and have no cravings for OCs, Vicodin or whatever, back then I was still popping and ripping pills along with smoking dope. Those liquid cleanse products really do work. Somehow it "masks'" just about everything. You simply drink the stuff, wait 15 minutes and then fill up the bottle with just water and drink it. This shit has a five hour window of effectiveness which is great.....especially if you know when you have to do the piss test. For my PO visits, I drank the stuff 1 hour before my appointment, (After you drink the stuff, you need to take one piss before you take the test. That gets rid of any leftover THC or whatever you're trying to hide. And since you've ingested a large amount of fluids, you're not gonna have to worry about an "empty" bladder). I'm not trying to twist your arm here, but the stuff REALLY DOES WORK! : ) Good luck and................

Peace! And now it's time for a smoke!!!!!

ive always heard the drinks and stuff dont ever work

I have used the drinks many times and only failed once. the one time i failed I smoked like 5 grams the night before with some friends and I failed so slightly that the employer let me take again in a week because they said I obviously wasn't still using pot just the residue from weeks ago being cleaned out. the next week I didn't smoke like fiend the day before the test and passed no problems.

ive used the drinks quite a few times in the past and they work perfectly, as long as you follow directions. the only problem is they leave such a small window for the drink to work, it can be hard to time it right.

I will let you all know how the test turns out i promise. but you gotta wish me luck

anyone ever had any success with shampoos?

Holy Shit it worked!! This is soo awesome i cant believe i passed. I got the call today saying i got the position!!!! My pay is now doubling (literallY0, and on top of that they are putting me up in a hotel for two weeks for training. This is the so sweeet!!! I fully reccomend the Whizzinator to everyone, its worth it!!!!! Time for a drink!!!!!!!kiss-ass

Let me be the first to say congrats. Im gona order mine friday

goatamineHcL said:

the whizinator works if they dont watch you

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ANYTHING works if they dont watch you!!

doctorD said:

Let me be the first to say congrats. Im gona order mine friday

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Do it!!! They are very proffesional and discrete. My wife is still wondering who Puck Tech is on our card lol

wtfd00d said:

ANYTHING works if they dont watch you!!

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Not quite true, kinda

wtfd00d said:

ANYTHING works if they dont watch you!!

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Feces doesn't... I learned that the hard way.

Jables&Jakoseph said:

LMAO, i wonder what there reaction would be like if someone actually did that.

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Something along the lines of...

Anyway, the point of the thread is that it works!!!

Thats awesome! Does anybody know if this whizzanator works if they test for CREATINE levels? I know they do test for dilution of urine. So does the SYNTHETIC urine get pass this test? My wife passed a piss test with water and niacin, and taking a creatine complex before her test and PASSED after FAILING a home test THC single dip test strip the night before, so i know you can pass a piss test just by diluting your system but that is way too scary, lol. anybody?

Thanks!

according to what it said in the manual, it works for any kind of test anwhere, and so far, the results have been consistent with this