I killed a rat today.

ChingOwn said:

Fuckin eh man, so this one time

I was at buddy's house and he lived in a weird community way out in the desert, so we was drinking tequila started sparring in his house (I was fresh out the Marines and he was fresh out the Navy) we fucked a bunch of shit up broke doors and furniture. And then he was just like hold on and he opened a drawer and it was full of morter firecrackers. And so buddy was all like you want to light these and I was like uhhh ya. So we go out back and start lighting those fuckers off. I happen to glance at his grill and see a shadow duck it's head back inside of it. I said buddy there is a fucking creature in your grill. He said mother fucker! and goes inside, comes back out with two shotguns and throws me one so we start blasting. Next day we come out to investigate and find remnants of a muskrat nest but no rat. So we tried guys we tried.

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raratt said:

We were at a BBQ drinkin a lot of beer all afternoon and the host fires up the BBQ. All of a sudden a flaming rat bails out of the Q and runs into the fireplace cleanout. I had visions of it setting the house on fire so we were trying to find it. No luck.

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curious2garden said:

Nice party

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raratt said:

Mouse #5 from garage gone, plus one on the patio.

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