it was recently brought to my attention that there are places in the world where peanut butter is completely foreign and is not eaten, and it blew my mind. (i was stoned at the time.)
but since the topic came up, i really only love natural peanut butter, meaning just peanuts and salt ground up. the kind that you have to stir or it's dry. i recently got skippy's "natural" and it was almost no different from their regular stuff. it had added sugar and oil. fucking PALM oil. all that jif and whatnot is an abomination. it's full of molasses and corn syrup and weird oils and shit. smushed peanuts need no dressing up besides a little salt, and the gritty texture of the natural is a nice midpoint between crunchy and smooth.
this is how toast should be eaten:
butter the warm toast with real butter (not margarine). then scoop a glob of natural peanut butter on there (i like smucker's or the grind your own type). onto this glob squeeze a blob of honey. stir that shit around and spread it. the pb, butter and honey combine to create the height of deliciousness that will never be replicated in a jar. no gelatinous fruit spreads on my toast.
peanut butter toast and coffee. fuck yeah.