smartsoverambition
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that looks like a
great blunt
u lucky man
great blunt
u lucky man
I Lost My Virginity When I Was...?
- Thread starter imtylerdammit
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smartsoverambition
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u just keep a girl on ur dick at all tmes don't u? lollike two years ago i got so much head so often then it was harder to make me cum from head then from sex...
imtylerdammit
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haha well i certainly true to. if i could marry mary, i wouldnt have another chick in my life ever. mary is perfect, never talks back, never wants me to go to her damn family reunion, doesnt spend my money and doesnt mind where ive been all night. shes the perfect woman!
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, but mary and I are together.
haha well i certainly true to. if i could marry mary, i wouldnt have another chick in my life ever. mary is perfect, never talks back, never wants me to go to her damn family reunion, doesnt spend my money and doesnt mind where ive been all night. shes the perfect woman!
smartsoverambition
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hmmm and where could i find this "mary" u speak of?haha well i certainly true to. if i could marry mary, i wouldnt have another chick in my life ever. mary is perfect, never talks back, never wants me to go to her damn family reunion, doesnt spend my money and doesnt mind where ive been all night. shes the perfect woman!
imtylerdammit
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idk your area really so im gunna guess...get in ya car and drive to the nearest street corner in a semi-shadey neighborhood and wait until you so pablo and hell ask you, "you got something you need?", to which youll reply, "give me the bob marley special." you hand him your 20 and hell hand you a sac of some of the finest ganja you can get.hmmm and where could i find this "mary" u speak of?
mary is a skank and just wants all the guys on her. shes my girl though.
smartsoverambition
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well in that case i've had alotta mary's in my life lol
Stoney McFried
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No, she's mine.I had her in my mouth last week.MUAHAHAHAHA!
smartsoverambition
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nothing like sum mary and stoney 2 gether now is there?
Stoney McFried
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Hot girl on girl action, yeah.She's one girl you want some hair on, lol.And she's the closest I'll ever get to a lesbian type scenario.
I love girls like that. I like to turn down the lights when I have a lady like that, put on some good tunes, then gently squeeze her soft nugs, jam her in my pipe and blow white stuff everywhere!
Hot girl on girl action, yeah.She's one girl you want some hair on, lol.And she's the closest I'll ever get to a lesbian type scenario.
imtylerdammit
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KidCreole
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ok, so im not sure why im horny, but i am. i was the first to post and i really didnt think this thread was gonna take off like it did, but im sure glad it did! i HAVE NEVER cum from getting head!
(i think i might be broken.) i got my dick pierced when i was 18 and i must admit, if you ladies think a vibe is a magical thing, find a guy who IS a vibe. you will never be the same.... ive actually had a girl lose consciousness on me, twice! (sorry, i had to brag about that one) sarah, rep 2 u on the v card. make sure it means at least something and make sure that fool suits up. nothing like a after sex gift you dont want. as for mary, i really wanna find some of yall so we can tag team her. i wouldnt mind meeting the faces behind these twisted-ass thoughts you guys (and girls) have! Invader Zim, over and out!
(i think i might be broken.) i got my dick pierced when i was 18 and i must admit, if you ladies think a vibe is a magical thing, find a guy who IS a vibe. you will never be the same.... ive actually had a girl lose consciousness on me, twice! (sorry, i had to brag about that one) sarah, rep 2 u on the v card. make sure it means at least something and make sure that fool suits up. nothing like a after sex gift you dont want. as for mary, i really wanna find some of yall so we can tag team her. i wouldnt mind meeting the faces behind these twisted-ass thoughts you guys (and girls) have! Invader Zim, over and out!
sarah22
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u have made a chick lose consciousness? how?! im very curious...i've never heard of that before...was she drunk or on something? not saying thats the only way it would happen...but huh...im perplexed!ok, so im not sure why im horny, but i am. i was the first to post and i really didnt think this thread was gonna take off like it did, but im sure glad it did! i HAVE NEVER cum from getting head!
bleezyg420
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I was 13. I totally regret it, not that she was bad looking. I just wish I saved it for someone more special. She came outa now where when I was at the arcade. She asked me if Id like to fuck, I couldnt resist. I thought she was kidding, but when she grabbed my nuts I was like Oohhhh! shit your not. She worked there and took me into the storage room. She was probably 6-8 years older and b e a utiful. To bad that enjoyment only lasted about 10 minutes max. & I didnt get play for another 2 years since all the girls in my grade where little whores dating 18rss
imtylerdammit
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all girls are like that bleezy. then when they get older all they want is younger guys. wtf
bleezyg420
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yeah thats where its at now, and fantastic.
Stoney McFried
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Not true at all.
imtylerdammit
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WHAT! stoney im younger then you! wtf i thought we both agreed that im whats best for you?
Stoney McFried
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Oh, tyler<I'm sorry, but I'm what's worst for you*Soap opera music in the backrground* I have to set you free, you wild, wonderful thing, you....to poop in the woods,and run naked with the other boys.I'm sorry.