fierybong
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Hysterical!
I may've f-ed up..
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Hysterical!
BackDoorMan
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thats what I used.. what kinda moron sprays a plant with a poison? Geez, If I was that fuckin dumb you'd think i'd be too dumb to realize I may've made a mistake.. I mean, the very idea that I can log onto the Internet and form complete sentences, should be enough to say that i'm not THAT fuckin retarded,, come on, somebody, please.. get a grip on some intelligence.. all these open minds, but yet no one is using it.. interesting...
As far as people bashing me.. have at it.. I was good enough to seek help and already had solved the problem long before i posted.. I flooded the plant, killed the ants and scooped the top layers of dirt out of the plant.. the only thing I was wondering was would their be any way something could happen.. so while you're bashing me, why don't you use your head and think "what would someone with half a brain do" and then assume that I have a whole brain..
for those who had actual helpful advice, thanks.. and for those who just bashed for the sake of making themselves feel better, please, climb back on your pedestal, no one asked you to come down anyway
BackDoorMan
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I'm sorry,not everyone on here spends their life on the computer, just like not everyone's mommy and daddy can afford to put them through college, just like not everyone feels the need to make themselves feel better than another human, but I see you're lacking in the self-esteem arent sure enough of your self so you feel the need to try and make people feel bad for doing what we all do, fuck up.. Atleast I'm sure enough and smart enough to admit it.. my bad, I had thought this was some-where you could make a mistake and get some help.. not bashed for being a human... it's no worse than some of the othe rmistakes i've read on here..
i bet you'll learn alot from the poision/egg thing and this thread..props!exoticweedlover
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yo backdoor man. You're a fuckin idiot, why would you listen to your retarded friend. Even if i was retarded enough to listen to youre dumbass friend with the egg whites id still dilute it in water. I dont see how anyone with hafl a brain can put eg whites in theyre fukni soil you dumb shit. Read alot more maybe take a coupleo f years to improve your intelligents then (i doubt it) maybe youll be kinda able to grow some shitty weed or something you fukin dumb shit.
iClone
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i like that line, lmfao
+rep from me
you gotta have at least 1/2 a brain to come up with that one
glad you got it all sorted out bro, got any pics?
hows she lookin'?
how big? etc...
exoticweedlover
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you got me there. fuckin queer
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Sherry
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Hey backdoorman,
Believe me, I am not laughing at you; some days - especially when the heat index is at 112 it's hard for me to think clearly. Most of us outdoor growers are patiiently (riiiiight...) waiting for our ladies to complete flowering.
I've done some not-so-smart stuff: 2 months ago I was outside with the hose and all of my gallon jugs - it was 'alaskan fish fert day' - the temperature was easily 102. I was sweating so profusely that I could barely see, and I lost COUNT of how much fert I put in the jug.
I burned the living shit out of 2 of my plants; they never recovered. I was just so damn tired and hot and miserable...
We all make mistakes and I am certain I will do something stoopid - I can count on that 'cause I'm not perfect --yaaaay
This is an exciting time, but it is also stressful. I enjoyed reading your thread. I don't think anyone here is really 'bashing' you - it is a very funny - you wrote it so well! No one thinks you're retarded either.
Have a gr8 day!
sherry
Believe me, I am not laughing at you; some days - especially when the heat index is at 112 it's hard for me to think clearly. Most of us outdoor growers are patiiently (riiiiight...) waiting for our ladies to complete flowering.
I've done some not-so-smart stuff: 2 months ago I was outside with the hose and all of my gallon jugs - it was 'alaskan fish fert day' - the temperature was easily 102. I was sweating so profusely that I could barely see, and I lost COUNT of how much fert I put in the jug.
I burned the living shit out of 2 of my plants; they never recovered. I was just so damn tired and hot and miserable...
We all make mistakes and I am certain I will do something stoopid - I can count on that 'cause I'm not perfect --yaaaay
This is an exciting time, but it is also stressful. I enjoyed reading your thread. I don't think anyone here is really 'bashing' you - it is a very funny - you wrote it so well! No one thinks you're retarded either.
Have a gr8 day!
sherry
blinkykush
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I'm sure he gets it guys, probably feels like a tool. But now he knows, best thing he could do is walk right up to his friend and punch him right in the face. Then start over
BackDoorMan
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Thanks everyone.. asfar as listening to my dumbass friend.. well.. shit happens.. but i learned my lesson. Here's a pic of my baby..
I'm not sure of the strain, it's just a bag seed. Been growing since the end of March, and I've been givin it peach's, water and sunshine... what do you think? These pictures are about a week old.
I'm not sure of the strain, it's just a bag seed. Been growing since the end of March, and I've been givin it peach's, water and sunshine... what do you think? These pictures are about a week old.
Peaches? 
hornedfrog2000
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How is this plant not dead.
BackDoorMan
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cause i'mma fuckin badass thats why it's not dead..lmao.. i have no idea why it's not dead.. the peaches were sorta my idea.. I can't say what i was thinking at the time, as I was high..
TrailerTrashed
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What ever happened to water? Why are you experimenting? Sounds like some retard mad scientist sh*t to me. Everybody looking for that "trick" to get good weed. The only problem is, there is no trick. Water, light, air and, NPK. Thats it. Funny to me, everybody wants to be an advanced grower with zero knowledge. Keep up the crazy feedings, I'm sure you will find something that kills the plant soon enough. IMO Much Love.
BackDoorMan
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Well it's not dead and it's healthy, looks good and smells great.. so this crazy retard mad scientist shit must be doing some good, else it would be dead, or yellowed or stressed teh fuck out.. but it seems happy and healthy.. I'm not syaing to do any of what I did, obviously.. but it musta been doing some good cause the only time my plant ever looked bad was before I started doing all the crazy retard sht.. so you tell me?? I have new pics in the how long thread if you wanna see how it's comming along
karri0n
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Plants love attention. The egg, peaches,(not so much the ant bait lol) won't hurt it, but like you said when you did mad scientist shit it looked better. Just keep giving them love, and maybe purchase some organic fert with good P and K since we're now flowering, and you will be all set. Plus, if your plant has a taste for peaches, why not? I mean come on people give em what they want. I DO remember health class saying peaches had some K(pottasium) in them. Peaches are organic matter, and therefore some nutrients will break down in soil. Eggs too, but I believe the shells are a lot better for compost than the whites.
All these people with their negative vibes in your post give those negative vibes to their plants, and so they grow shitty weed anyways, or at least shittier weed than if they were nice. You win automatically.
All these people with their negative vibes in your post give those negative vibes to their plants, and so they grow shitty weed anyways, or at least shittier weed than if they were nice. You win automatically.
jpremo
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Wow dude....Wow! I cant thik of anything else to say that everyone else hasnt already but WOW! 
Do yourself a favor, go to the search users section, find FDD2blk, send him a private message and ask him for some advice and ask him to remove this thread b4 you before it gets any worse than it already is. This is going to be rollitup.org bust your balls into pancakes history if you dont get this off here ASAP...
Do yourself a favor, go to the search users section, find FDD2blk, send him a private message and ask him for some advice and ask him to remove this thread b4 you before it gets any worse than it already is. This is going to be rollitup.org bust your balls into pancakes history if you dont get this off here ASAP...
Blackedout
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im gonna die laughing....funniest thread ive read so far.
