I Need Advice About A Threesome?

...is there any woman who ISN'T? That would SUCK. I mean, no matter how far or fast you run, you can't escape your boobs. So you might as well embrace them....lmao
 
Oh really? You guys are TOO kind. Such GIVERS....

What is it about boobs that make guys think you're older than you are? Or is it that boobs just make them not give a fuck? When I worked at Magic Mountain I used to joke I was going to get a shirt that said JAIL BAIT so there would be no confusion.

I dunno why, but it was just always really awkward when I was that young, explaining to some guy old enough to be my dad that he IS infact old enough to be my dad....I mean, now that I'm older, I've actually been ATTRACTED to men old enough to be my dad (one of my friends dad is a PHD - pretty hot daddy - and I would totally do him if he weren't married to my friend's mom...) but when I was that young, it used to freak me out.
 
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Oh really? You guys are TOO kind. Such GIVERS....

What is it about boobs that make guys think you're older than you are? Or is it that boobs just make them not give a fuck? When I worked at Magic Mountain I used to joke I was going to get a shirt that said JAIL BAIT so there would be no confusion.

I dunno why, but it was just always really awkward when I was that young, explaining to some guy old enough to be my dad that he IS infact old enough to be my dad....I mean, now that I'm older, I've actually been ATTRACTED to men old enough to be my dad (one of my friends dad is a PHD - pretty hot daddy - and I would totally do him if he weren't married to my friend's mom...) but when I was that young, it used to freak me out.
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It that there bodies say they are women. In some cultures its ok ( I dnt think that) but at 14 girls are considered women. Their just not mentally mature.
18 year old girls sometimes even look to young sometimes:joint:
 
Damn bodies, going and maturing faster than our brains! lol, yeah, I had the pleasure of developing early....made for some strange situations.

Once, my grandfather had a friend over, the son of one of his friends...and they were drinking together. Anyways, the guy wanted to go to the liquor store on the corner, but he was pretty drunk, so they had me go with him to keep him out of trouble. The whole way, he kept trying to hold my hand, and pull me close. When we actually got to the liquor store, some guys inside shopping thought he was harassing me and started to try to fight him. It was a mess...
 
I know, I know, the power of the boobs cannot be taken lightly. It's a great responsiblity. These babies *grabs my own boobs* could set it off. I mean, imagine if I went to a country where women were expected to wear veils...and I flashed them all (while wearing a veil over my face, never let it be said I don't respect other people's customs). That would be it, it would be over!

lol, I'm getting kinda out there, anyone want to reel me back in?
 
sgtpeppr said:
There just boobs...
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I've been saying that for YEARS!!!! It's MEN that have convinced me otherwise, they're the ones who make such a big deal out of them! (although, I will admit, I enjoy them as well)

But seriously, I've actually had to lift a guy's chin to remind him to at least ACT like he's looking at me while he's talking. I had a button maker, and I made myself a button that says: This gives you something to read while you stare at my tits.
 
lol, in high school i had a gay friend who LOVED my rack. He also loved the fact that I used to wear really low necked tops. He would come up behind me, and just wrap his arms around me and have a boob in each hand. My straight guy friends thought it was unfair, because when they tried it, they got kicked.
 
Are you sure he was really gay?

By the way.....I looked into that whole cat situation, you're still a suspect.
 
sgtpeppr said:
Are you sure he was really gay?

By the way.....I looked into that whole cat situation, you're still a suspect.
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You know, strangely enough, now he's dating a girl....but at the time, yes, he was gay. I'm still sure he's gay. He was raised really religous, and I know his mother kept telling him it's just a phase. Honest to god, and I feel terrible saying it, but I think his whole having a gf thing is his way of trying to get away from being gay. I think he found a girl he really liked as a friend, and just asked her out. I mean, trust me, even before he came out, we all knew he was GAY.

Plus, I think maybe he's too chicken shit to take it up the ass...and honestly, I don't blame him, because I know I am!

And as far as the cat goes...*gives you a suspicious look* who've you been talking to? The dog? He's got bad eyes and a drinking problem, what would he know?
 
I feel bad for your friend...having to be pressured into a situation like that. Hopefully he will figure out a way to be comfortable with himself and tell people who try to change or control him to go fuck themselves. It's no good for anyone living a lie.

As for the ass thing.....not for me, but different strokes for different folks

Actually Curiosity show me some pictures....it seems you two may have been in cahoots *Raises one eyebrow*
 
No, that's a LIE! You want the truth? The cat choked on my gold fish, Goldy. Shortly after my dog Pogo was ran over by a carriage....*sniffles* It's hard to talk about...

[And Curiosity, if you're reading this: snitches get stiches...BITCH(es)]
 
So are you trying to say the cat committed suicide?? Or possibly it was an accidental GO(goldfish overdose). I know its hard to talk about, but was that a carriage as in a horse and carriage or a baby carriage. It's the small details that help revel the truth.
 
...I dunno...lol, it didn't go into that much detail in Robin Hood Men in Tights....

Besides, don't you know asking questions is dangerous? Maybe the cat deserved it, did you ever think of that?

...or :shock: I can't believe I never thought of this before, maybe it was the GOLDFISH! Maybe it was like a kamikaze gold fish, and it gave it's own life to CHOKE the cat to DEATH....
 
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