i need to tell you guys something

plastic wrap should be banned. it's like working with a giant sheet of duct tape. the shit just sticks to itself and it doesn't even tear right. i used to work in a produce dept as a kid and wrapping the tray stuff was an issue. i always got some chick from bakery to do it because i couldn't get it to look presentable. in return i washed her floor in the bakery at the end of her shift. everyone won.
 
plastic wrap should be banned. it's like working with a giant sheet of duct tape. the shit just sticks to itself and it doesn't even tear right. i used to work in a produce dept as a kid and wrapping the tray stuff was an issue. i always got some chick from bakery to do it because i couldn't get it to look presentable. in return i washed her floor in the bakery at the end of her shift. everyone won.

I feel like that around people who can shuffle cards. There are penguins who are better shufflers than I am.
cheers 'neer
 
know whats good with tuna (insert nast joke here)? salsa! i make this a lot, and when diesting its a perfect meal:

i take a can of tuna or even better, white albacore. add my favorite salsa, a dab of mayo. like half a t spoon. a little bit of diced pickles (sounds odd, but trust me here!) some cayenne pepper and then mix it all together really good. then eat with tortilla chips. its really tasty. high in protein low in carbs, except the chips i know. try it.
 
Now what you really do to make it taste good, is instead of shredding the lettuce in your hands; place the luttuce in your palm and just close your hand and crush the luttuce. Its how you can get letetuce to stay on any sandwich or burger
 
I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

Just gonna put this out there, I want to sleep with you. Really badly. Not in a creepy way...in like a...you should set aside 3 hours cause its about to go down way. Red Heads are my cryptonite.
 
I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

I want you to brutalize me with your hands!! You are so sexy!!! I think I'm gonna end up being your Internet stalker! Arer you married??
 
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