I Once.

SHAMAN

SHAMAN

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Now I fly a star ship, Across the universe divide, And when I reach the other side, I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can, Perhaps I may become a highwayman again, Or I may simply be a single drop of rain, But I will remain, And I'll be back again,
 
Sabud

Sabud

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i once took a shit in a pair of satin panties a girl gave me at this party and tossed it into the mosh pit crowd of people

i once jerked a load in the punch bowl

i once gave a homeless guy 20 dollars and a small bit of crack, he gave me the 20 bucks back and said THANK YOU

i once stuck a tube of lipstick up my ass

i once wiped my diarhea ass with my friend hair while he was asleep

i once took a plunger up my friends ass and push in and out hard with it to be expelled with shit cause he was constipated

i once took an ounce of bud ( it was the worst shit on earth but colored purple, it made me vomit it sucked so bad ) but it in a glass bottle that was clear and went int he streets of like 1000 people and said here u all go and threw it hard on the street and ran and i saw 1000 people jump on it (including the broken glass shards)
 
RASCALONE

RASCALONE

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i once gave a buddy of a buddy some sherm and told him it was herb,he was a young buck as was i at the time ,and he smoked that puppy 2 the neck! needless to say what happened next.(hospital),HA,HA,them good ol days!!!!!
 
Sabud

Sabud

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i once had a buddy take shroom spores and inject them into his blood stream
needles to say (HOSPITAL!!)
 
GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
RASCALONE said:
i once gave a buddy of a buddy some sherm and told him it was herb,he was a young buck as was i at the time ,and he smoked that puppy 2 the neck! needless to say what happened next.(hospital),HA,HA,them good ol days!!!!!
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sherm....


doesn't that have that fucking embalming fluid in it?
what the fuck is it called...fermaldahyde right?

its bud dipped in that shit?
i hear you trip


... just to let you know though, i'm sure he got sick... but fermaldahyde is quite carcenogenic too... so he'll have fun 30 years down the road...
 
BloodShotI'z

BloodShotI'z

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Yes it does....

I once snorted half a gram of coke in one nostil while copping in NYC....My whole left side went hot and felt like my head was gonna explode. Middle of winter in NYC and Im sweating like it Summertime in Tx.
 
BloodShotI'z

BloodShotI'z

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While in detention center as a kid...I once shit in a kid's shoe...He DID put the shoe on.

Everyone called him dookyfoot from that day on.
 
BloodShotI'z

BloodShotI'z

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I once told a woman from another country I'd marry her for 10g. I wanted 5 now and 5 after...she said no and gave me 2500 upfront. Needless to say....I vamped out on her. That was horrible. I'd give her 5g if I ever saw her again.
 
midgradeindasouth

midgradeindasouth

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I thought sherm is short for Sherman Hensley or aka PCP.

I once sold a girl chewed up sunflower seeds and told her it was weed.
I was drinking mellow yello so when I spit the husks out they turned green and looked like lil nugs when I squished them together.
I let them dry under a big light.
Suprisingly it looked just like some dank.

LOL
I did not like her.
She caused to much drama.
I was glad not to hear from her again.
 
GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
wait... i'm getting conflicting answers...
1.sherm232 up, 67 downTobacco mixed with weed, dipped in PCP
by Shermy McSherm-Sherm Mar 5, 2003 email it
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2.sherm144 up, 68 downPCP dipped cigarette
by anonymous Nov 20, 2002 email it

3.sherm120 up, 98 downOk, everyone, SHERM is a cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, which is embalming fluid. It is not PCP. A sherm stick will run you ten dollars per cigarette in LA, and you will probably have to provide your own, so make sure it's a 100 type cigarette. If it's a good one, it will be soaked and probably wrapped in aluminum foil. Do not drive and smoke a sherm stick. It is a lot like being totally drunk on acid and meth at once and lasts several hours.



from the urban dictionary of course... lol
 
dew-b

dew-b

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i once got a girl knocked up. now i have a 18year old son. the poor kid looks like me. he feels that i am the only one that understands him or knows him.
i keep telling him i was 18 once. the worst part is he lives with his mother and i know him better then his mom dose.
 
dew-b

dew-b

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i once played horse shoes with a broken colar bone.
lost the game. it hurt like hell to play
 
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