I think I could have sex with Caitlin Jenner

Would you do Caitlin?

  • Yes, do her in a heartbeat

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Maybe, but would need a few pops and it was closeing time

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Maybe, If she swore she would never tell, and I had just snorted a gram

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • I need more time to think about it, get back later

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Nope, I'd rather do my dog

    Votes: 12 63.2%

  • Total voters
    19

Jimdamick

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Steps to give the BEST hand job:

Step 1: Use your mouth.
Steps to give the BEST hand job:

Step 1: Use your mouth.
Yessica, You are close to understanding, at least pretty close, towards the path of true bliss for a man getting the old totem pole waxed, and I would have thought that you, being the true slut that you are apparently, would have known it.
First, you need a decent pair of tits, that is paramount for it to work. Second thing is the slut has to have some good lube available, like that Hydro Glide stuff (Crisco works also). So, once you have the lube, the tits, and at least one good hand available this is what should be done. You grab the balls in one hand (assuming you have 2), place the throbbing wonder rod between the boobs, grab the other end (also assuming he has somewhat of a penis), and pretend you are James Brown playing with the mike while singing " I FEEL GOOD". Try it on the next man slut, or your husband, or whatever else comes first, and you see what I mean.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Yessica, You are close to understanding, at least pretty close, towards the path of true bliss for a man getting the old totem pole waxed, and I would have thought that you, being the true slut that you are apparently, would have known it.
First, you need a decent pair of tits, that is paramount for it to work. Second thing is the slut has to have some good lube available, like that Hydro Glide stuff (Crisco works also). So, once you have the lube, the tits, and at least one good hand available this is what should be done. You grab the balls in one hand (assuming you have 2), place the throbbing wonder rod between the boobs, grab the other end (also assuming he has somewhat of a penis), and pretend you are James Brown playing with the mike while singing " I FEEL GOOD". Try it on the next man slut, or your husband, or whatever else comes first, and you see what I mean.
When I'm not sick, I have no gag reflex.

Tits, sure they feel good. But I'm quite certain that the back of my throat feels BETTER.

I learned how to give a blow job from porn. I thought that's how you were "supposed" to do it, the first time I sucked my boyfriends peen when I was 16.

Plus, I have small boobs, so I'm not certain the physics of your method would work for me.

They're wee, they're real...and they're spectacular...
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Well fuck that guy then!
My sentiments exactly.

There were several fun naughty threads in the past. And they were trolled so hard by Trousers and his socks that they all got shut down, reported, and locked.

Pie, curious2, laha, the Mikes, ebgoods ladies, there were a lot of lovely titties in those threads.

But some people like to ruin shit for other people.

Trousers is the reason you haven't seen me boobs yet.

TELL THE WORLD.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Hey @WHATFG I'm in Winnipeg for work this week! Where you at in the Canada?

It's nice here, never really been before. I'm just kicking it at the hotel right now, still on Thunder Bay time so it's early as hell. hahah

There's a museum here, something about the atrocities of the world. Going to check it out sometime this week.

How you been? I was going to try to PM you, but you seem to have been upgraded to secret spy status and I can't. PM Me!
 
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