I think I have a problem...

Kingrow1

Kingrow1

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Head gardener gets home, flips open his laptop and logs onto 'Shrubitup' SiU for short. He selects 'General Shrub Growing' from the forum list and then hits 'Create Thread'....

'Hellow fellow Shrubers and Shrubits,
Today I'm leaving work and Jenita from the front desk comes running over, she stops all panty and sweaty asking if i can give the plants out front a compost tea and that some botany expert had been in saying they need it really bad.

Now Jen had said she narrowly stoped the customer from brewing up his own piss and shit right there on the desktop marble and that she would get the gardener whos job it was to take care instead.

Third time this month and i'm begining to think this Lucas formula just isn't working, i'll post pics tomorrow after this cunt has left as trying to avoid him although Tony said he would defo give his wife a good dose of his calcium nitrate after he caught her flashing her boobs at him round the back of the pool hut.'

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NanoGadget

NanoGadget

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Kingrow1 said:
Head gardener gets home, flips open his laptop and logs onto 'Shrubitup' SiU for short. He selects 'General Shrub Growing' from the forum list and then hits 'Create Thread'....

'Hellow fellow Shrubers and Shrubits,
Today I'm leaving work and Jenita from the front desk comes running over, she stops all panty and sweaty asking if i can give the plants out front a compost tea and that some botany expert had been in saying they need it really bad.

Now Jen had said she narrowly stoped the customer from brewing up his own piss and shit right there on the desktop marble and that she would get the gardener whos job it was to take care instead.

Third time this month and i'm begining to think this Lucas formula just isn't working, i'll post pics tomorrow after this cunt has left as trying to avoid him although Tony said he would defo give his wife a good dose of his calcium nitrate after he caught her flashing her boobs at him round the back of the pool hut.'

:-)
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Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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Kingrow1 said:
Head gardener gets home, flips open his laptop and logs onto 'Shrubitup' SiU for short. He selects 'General Shrub Growing' from the forum list and then hits 'Create Thread'....

'Hellow fellow Shrubers and Shrubits,
Today I'm leaving work and Jenita from the front desk comes running over, she stops all panty and sweaty asking if i can give the plants out front a compost tea and that some botany expert had been in saying they need it really bad.

Now Jen had said she narrowly stoped the customer from brewing up his own piss and shit right there on the desktop marble and that she would get the gardener whos job it was to take care instead.

Third time this month and i'm begining to think this Lucas formula just isn't working, i'll post pics tomorrow after this cunt has left as trying to avoid him although Tony said he would defo give his wife a good dose of his calcium nitrate after he caught her flashing her boobs at him round the back of the pool hut.'

:-)
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what you got against shrubs?
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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NanoGadget said:
Always loved plants and I'm curious by nature...
I've always been to busy and too poor to go on vacations so I've never had to leave a grow unattended. First time ever was last year and other than some foxtailing everything was decent when I got home. Hoping for the same this time.

Say... you ever get that postcard I sent you?
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Hmm, post card..PM me....
 
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