Join the Marines you pussy. They won't fire you for your lack of effort, they will motivate you to push yourself harder than you ever knew was possible. Make sure you're clean or all the hard work will be for nothing when they kick you out after 2 months. They'll will find out whats wrong with you, and fix it, and pay you to do it. Enjoy your vacation, make sure you tell them Parris Island for boot camp, don't let them talk you out of it. San Diego has just as much sand if not more. Life so far has been such a fail for you, get a win in life under your belt. Do it, or you're just a scared bitch.