If I only had one nut

A guys sitting on the train feeling big because he has 3 balls instead of two, he always has felt very proud of it though especially that day. Another guy walks in the same compartment and sits down in front. The 3 balled guy not being able to contain himself says to the other guy, how much you wanna bet that all our balls put together would equal 5? The other replies, shit youre castrated?!
 
It's been proven by Bear Grylls or Les Stroud that with only one testicle on a long journey you would pull to the side of the testicle.......which means you couldn't walk in a straight line....oh wait a minute maybe it was uncle buck that said that or maybe Jacques Cousteau !
 
I wouldnt say any thing and let um discover it just to see what they said...


.It would be kinda like the first time I put my thumb in a vagina and she was like is that your thumb? and I was like huh huh ya.
 
ChingOwn said:
I think I would name him lefty...what would you do?
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Gravestone scrotum-scar tattoo. I'd have them video tape it in HD and put it on youtube like that one chick did with her boobs.

Wait, we did not discuss whether this nut was lost or never there in the first place... either way, gravestone on the scrotum for sure, commemorative.
 
i would botox the 1 nut ,have a silicone walnut prosthesis implanted and a tatoo of a squirrl running up my leg after the walnut
 
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