If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

ClaytonNewbilFontaine

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #1

Mines usually a squirrel on any area of the planet where there's an abundance of nut bearing trees. Like where I'm from. If you ever watch them all they do is collect food and play with their buddies all day. They can access almost anywhere. It just looks like a sweet life. I just woke and smoked and now I'm heading off to work.

 

PadawanWarrior

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #2

Easy.



"Run Squirrel", lol.

 

Creature1969

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #3

Squirrels are rodents, they can't burp or fart. A little baking soda will do them in fast. Mixed 1:1 with honey flavored corn muffin mix makes for an attractive last meal.

I'd pick a Sasquatch just so I could fuck with people.

 

Offmymeds

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #4

My sister always said she wanted to be reincarnated as a dog in our family. It's a royal life.

 

DarkWeb

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #5

 

Hobbes

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #6

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On the earth a wolf.
In the sky an eagle.
In the ocean an orca.

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blueberrymilkshake

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #7

 

ClaytonNewbilFontaine

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #8

Offmymeds said:

My sister always said she wanted to be reincarnated as a dog in our family. It's a royal life.

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Then you must be good people.

 

ClaytonNewbilFontaine

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• Jul 18, 2022

• #9

Hobbes said:

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On the earth a wolf.
In the sky an eagle.
In the ocean an orca.

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Damn, I never thought to differentiate between land, sky and sea. Should've figured someone with a dope ass profile name like Hobbes would've come back with a great reply. I'd prob be a dolphin bc they're social animals and also seems like they have a decent bit of fun. Prob a crow in the sky. Cause there smart. And anytime I hung out with my crow buddies I'd be known as a murderer.

 

tyler.durden

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• Jul 19, 2022

• #10

ClaytonNewbilFontaine said:

Mines usually a squirrel on any area of the planet where there's an abundance of nut bearing trees. Like where I'm from. If you ever watch them all they do is collect food and play with their buddies all day. They can access almost anywhere. It just looks like a sweet life. I just woke and smoked and now I'm heading off to work.

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