If You Could, What Animal Would You Be, and Why?

Just remember to speak clearly in english or they will not serve you!!!

hey i've got no problems with that.. i'm soooo not a racist or anything even close, but i can't stand going to stores around my way and having the entrance and exit signs in english and spanish both... it really does bug the fawk out of me.. i was in spain, and guess what, their signs were in spanish, and not english, as they should be, same as here in the us... it really rubs me raw that people come here and expect us to learn their language instead of the other way around... prop's to geno for his rules, lol.. rant over..
 
A guido!

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jersey. The bronze tanning state.

Garden state my ass!!

yah, luckily i live in south jersey and nowhere near those tools on the jersey shore, nor have i been to seaside in my life, in my life..
and i'm doing my part to keep it the garden state, lol..
 
I can`t really decide, anywhere from an active lizard, snake to a dog or octopus would do me fine :) The octopus video was amazing btw :)
 
I can`t really decide, anywhere from an active lizard, snake to a dog or octopus would do me fine :) The octopus video was amazing btw :)

yah, i never would have thought of an octopus till i saw that video, but that thing was super cool looking...
 
definitely an eagle or hawk.

yah, i was really digging the hawk i saw today.. looked sooo relaxed, hardly moving a muscle, and flying high up in the sky.. i've always wondered how it would feel to fly, and hawks are just soo bad ass..
one time i was fishing at a nearby lake and i saw one circling above the lake.. all of a sudden, it dive bombs down to the lake, then disappeared, and the next thing i knew it was flying off with a fish.. had to be one of the coolest things i've ever witnessed..
 
yah, i was really digging the hawk i saw today.. looked sooo relaxed, hardly moving a muscle, and flying high up in the sky.. i've always wondered how it would feel to fly, and hawks are just soo bad ass..
one time i was fishing at a nearby lake and i saw one circling above the lake.. all of a sudden, it dive bombs down to the lake, then disappeared, and the next thing i knew it was flying off with a fish.. had to be one of the coolest things i've ever witnessed..
i know.... i just love watching them... i sometimes get worried that they will pick up my cats lol. one of the only animals without predators. although i did see one fighting with a vulture the other day, it latched onto its back and down they went... how cool would that be...
 
i know.... i just love watching them... i sometimes get worried that they will pick up my cats lol. one of the only animals without predators. although i did see one fighting with a vulture the other day, it latched onto its back and down they went... how cool would that be...

damn, i thought that vultures were mostly scavengers, that is pretty crazy...
i know that last year, we were getting work done in our yard, getting a bunch of bushes and shrubs cut down, and of course all of the baby bunnies and squrels went running for their lives, and out of no where, this big hawk flys down and off he went with a squreil ... was pretty cool as well, but i to would freak if one were to make off with a pet of mine..
 
damn, i thought that vultures were mostly scavengers, that is pretty crazy...
i know that last year, we were getting work done in our yard, getting a bunch of bushes and shrubs cut down, and of course all of the baby bunnies and squrels went running for their lives, and out of no where, this big hawk flys down and off he went with a squreil ... was pretty cool as well, but i to would freak if one were to make off with a pet of mine..
good job on the assist lol. and the hawk was the one doing the attacking. haha
 
A Koala.

No Predators. Born and die in the same tree. You get high as shit on your primary diet. And all you do all day long is hang out in the sun, lounging around, pounding other fuzzy Koala bear poon-tang.

Oh yeah... And because they are fucking magic!
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